Nintendo's Mario - 26 Years of History
kukyfrope writes "What started as a guy simply trying to rescue his whiny girlfriend from an angry ape 26 years ago has since grown into one of the most recognizable faces in video gaming: Mario. GameDaily explores the different types of Mario games over the years, from Jump Man to Mario Kart, to the new Wii title, Super Mario Galaxy." From the article: "Mario Bros. was released in a combination cart with the shooting game Duck Hunt, and gamers ate it up aplenty. (It was so popular, in fact, that the game was released for the Game Boy Color and remains one of its highest sellers to date.) Super Mario Bros. 2 would arrive years later and would take a drastic turn in gameplay, as it was actually based on a Japanese game called Doki Doki Panic and not the "true" sequel that was released in Japan only (at the time- it would resurface in the SNES release Super Mario All Stars). It was a hit, and would see a release alongside the launch of the Game Boy Advance years later under the name Super Mario Advance."
I just don't really get it. Someone care to put me straight?
Interviewer: So tell me, Mario, what's it like to be 27?
Mario: I like to fuck small goats!
Interviewer: Um, okay. Have you fully recovered from your legendary Mario Kart smashups?
Mario: Have you seen my penis? I was playing with a butter knife, and whoops!
Interviewer : Your brother seems to have some problems. Can you tell us about them?
Luigi: Capitalist scum, I am an agent of Fidel! I spit upon video games! I rape Donkey Kong! I ripped out Princess Toadstool's heart and fucked her corpse!
Interviewer: I'm really not looking forward to my Sonic interview.