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Alien Bacteria May Have Landed in India

coastal984 writes "CNN & Popular Science are reporting that a scientist in India believes he may have discovered alien life in water collected from a unusually colored rainstorm. From the article: 'So how to explain them? Louis speculates that the particles could be extraterrestrial bacteria adapted to the harsh conditions of space and that the microbes hitched a ride on a comet or meteorite that later broke apart in the upper atmosphere and mixed with rain clouds above India.'"

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  1. Great... by 0311 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...now even bacteria are being outsourced to India.

  2. Rainbows... by talkingpaperclip · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...may have discovered alien life in water collected from a unusually colored rainstorm..."

    Last time I checked it was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, not alien bacteria.

  3. red rain in russia by prurientknave · · Score: 3, Funny

    there was actually another report of red rain in russia two weeks ago. No mention of alien bacteria though.

    1. Re:red rain in russia by tbone1 · · Score: 2, Funny
      there was actually another report of red rain in russia two weeks ago.

      Hm, was Peter Gabriel anywhere near the area?

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  4. But certainly by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Couldn't come to the US, fearing they might be considered illegal aliens.

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  5. War Of The Worlds in reverse? by objekt · · Score: 4, Funny

    H.G. Wells was wrong! They aren't going to be killed by bacteria--THEY *ARE* BACTERIA!

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    1. Re:War Of The Worlds in reverse? by maniac/dev/null · · Score: 4, Funny

      Does this mean they can only be stopped by large, terrible war machines?

    2. Re:War Of The Worlds in reverse? by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 2, Funny

      Woohoo! Finally something the President is good for!

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  6. It HAS to be said... by Hikaru79 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new microscopic overlords!

  7. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The rain was always Red.

  8. Activate... by idontgno · · Score: 2, Funny
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  9. Re:Sorry, this is not news by Nutria · · Score: 2, Funny

    Preliminary tests don't seem to indicate the presence of DNA. This shouldn't be the end of the inquiry. Furthermore, repeated testing for the presence of DNA is only so useful; yes, it's good to independently verify results, but after you're satisfied that something isn't there, it's time to find out what is there.

    Absolutely. But this is work for an open-minded biologist, not an agenda-driven astronomer.

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  10. Re:The End by craXORjack · · Score: 1, Funny
    in time we could be replaced.

    Maybe Indians who drank the water were taken over by the alien parasites and are now infiltrating the U.S. on H1-B Visas. So when Chandresh, the new employee, brings in food for everyone in your department, whatever you do, don't eat the red chutney.

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  11. Re:Repost by SEE · · Score: 2, Funny

    This isn't just the third time the story's run this year. It's also the second time Zonk ran the story in the Science section this year.