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Giant Ocean Vortex Discovered
Darkman, Walkin Dude writes "Dubbed a "death trap" by a team of scientists from The University of Western Australia Murdoch University, CSIRO and three American, French and Spanish research institutions, a 200km in diameter and 1000m deep ocean vortex has been discovered off the Rottnest Canyon. Visible from space, scientists claim is has the potential to affect the local climate and the climate further abroad, the vortex is acting as a "death trap" by sucking in fish larvae from closer to the shore."
I hear this is how Jupiter's Red Spot got started.....
Well, doesn't that just suck!
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Let see, lots of hot air and small fish going down the drain, yep that's it.
Welcome our new vortexy overlord. More fish, oh spinny one?
These things happen a lot when you run a game with a vindictive Dungeon Master. You make one teeeny fat joke about his girlfriend and he throws down his cheetohs and dumps all of your characters in a giant ocean vortex. Jerk.
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It was on Discovery or something, some show about a search for a particular fish around Australia??? I just remember this once scene where they found this vortex, went like this:
Marlin: Where? I don't see it.
Dory: There! I see it! I see it!
Marlin: You mean the swirling vortex of terror?
Crush: That's it, dude!
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I *knew* he was pushing that button for a reason!
This is a huge suck-job, which is actually doing something meaningful. If it were a RIAA product, it would be being advertized everywhere, as the "THE GREATEST ORGIASTIC SWINGING EXPERIENCE OF ALL TIME," and would be turn out to be just another hand-job, and ... bring your own hand.
Back to topic, a little Googling failed to turn up more detailed data, even at the research institution sponsoring the study, the University of Western Australia Murdoch University, see here. I did come across the images of something else of interest on Rottnest Island, the quokka, which is not only more dignified and intelligent than the typical RIAA-oid, but a lot cuter, too.
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and I can tell you that seeing as it's the 6/6/06 I fully support our new Cthulhu overload that I expect to rise up out of this thing :-) (Bound to do a better job of bringing Howard to heel than Beazley is doing).
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Holy Edgar Allen Poe, Batman!
*approaches podium*
And the award to the most ludicrous phrase adaptation goes to...
The scientist didn't want re-orient the Hubble to point downward. It might get sucked down if it looks too deeply.
Al Gore says that the vortex is George W. Bush's fault.
LK
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In other news:
Scientists in nearby Perth are sudying a 20m wide plug shaped object that was dragged up from the ocean floor by local fishermen.
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
This vortex is obviously due to the large numbers of GOOGLE watermarks floating around... I mean, when you zoom in close you can see them all over the place.... and the ocean artifacts... it's worse than JPG compression... no wonder...
A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
Scientists in nearby Perth are sudying a 20m wide plug shaped object that was dragged up from the ocean floor by local fishermen.
You mean This?
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You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first.
Although, I am grateful and appreciative of your subtlty in correcting my spelling of "maelstrom."
Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.
Actually, the place was named after the famous philosopher, Western A. M. University. Mr. University never did like his full name and insisted they not use the whole thing, but by that time the plaques had already been made and it would have been a huge expense to redo them.
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http://www.worldofwar.net/cartography/worldmap/ (Large map graphic if you want to see what I'm talking about.)
In between the continents is a large vortex called The Maelstrom. I call it the Swirling Vortex of Death and feign terror whenever my ship sails dangerously close to it while traveling between continents.
So what does this prove?
Absolutely nothing unless you take into account that Blizzard has 6.5 million people brainwashed (probably 6.6 million today), it's 6/6/06 and like others, I think Cthulu and his reign of chaos may not be far behind. It just struck me as one of those strange coincidences.