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Duke Nukem Forever Due This Year?

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the an-end-in-sight dept.

nz17 writes "Under the original deal, 3D Realms was to receive some $6 million from Take-Two to develop the title. Now the Texas-based developer will receive only $4,250 for the oft-delayed game when it is completed. Just the same, 3D Realms has a fairly large incentive to get Duke Nukem Forever done by the end of the year; Take-Two has offered the studio $500,000 in the form of a promissory note if the game sees commercial release by December 31, 2006."

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  1. Who saw that pig go by? by Red+Samurai · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry folks, this is over 2 months late.

    1. Re:Who saw that pig go by? by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Funny

      Flying pig?

      By now it's a flying Bill Gates as a super hero praising open source and destroying proprietary software companies with fricking lasers from his head.

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  2. Windows Vista by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 5, Funny

    So you /do/ confirm that DNF will ship before Windows Vista?

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  3. $4250 ? by GroeFaZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    $1 for each day of development?

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  4. The funniest response to this article EVER by jacobw · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am working on an amazing response to this article. Trust me, it'll be great--not just funny, but incredibly insightful. It will take your breath away. It is destined to be the most talked-about Slashdot posting of 2006. Unfortunately, it's not ready to post yet, but it will be ready within about 10 minutes. I just wanted to give everybody a heads up. Look for it here!

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    1. Re:The funniest response to this article EVER by jacobw · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, 'm havng some problems wth one of the keys on my keyboard. Gve me another half hour or so, and the post wll be ready. Trust me, t's worth watng for. t'll be AMAZNG!

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    2. Re:The funniest response to this article EVER by Gli7ch · · Score: 4, Funny

      OMG I can't wait! It's going to be the best post since the last one you made!

    3. Re:The funniest response to this article EVER by jacobw · · Score: 5, Funny

      OK, it turned out there was a little bit of Cheeto crumb stuck in my keyboard. I just shook it upside down for a minute, and now everything's working again. Fortunately, the slight delay has given me time to reconsider my development environment. I was writing the amazing response I have to the article in TextEdit, but I've decided to switch to TacoHTML. This will enable me to give you--the comment reader--the sort of impressive, modern HTML styles you've come to expect from a quality post. Unfortunately, I forgot to save when I quit TextEdit, so I've had to start my post from scratch. But it ought to be ready within an hour at most. Watch this space!

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    4. Re:The funniest response to this article EVER by jacobw · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've had to take a break from writing my post to go watch the England/Paraguay World Cup Game, but I will be back and have everything finished in three hours, TOPS.

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    5. Re:The funniest response to this article EVER by natrius · · Score: 4, Funny

      Look jacobw, your comment is way behind schedule. If you don't get it out soon, interest in your comment will have waned, and it probably won't be of the quality that people are used to by then. Comment writers have been using more advanced tools to write their posts that make them wittier and more insightful, and your comment was started before these tools were available. Here's the deal: If you get you post your comment within the next two hours, I will give you a +1, Insightful mod. Hurry up. Your fans are waiting.

    6. Re:The funniest response to this article EVER by jacobw · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm back! And I have my comment ready to go, and I could definitely post it, but here's the thing: While I was watching the World Cup game, I started thinking, "It's so much better to see a game then just to read about it." And then I started thinking, what if instead of just reading my post, you could see it, too? So I've decided that rather than put up a purely verbal post now, it's better to take the time to transform it into a really incredible visual post. So hang in there. My amazing response is coming, and it's going to be even better than before! I just need a day or two to learn Photoshop.

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    7. Re:The funniest response to this article EVER by jacobw · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, I'm taking a net karma loss on this. +1 funny doesn't give karma, as you say, but -1 Redundant takes it away. Fortunately, when my Amazing Comment is ready to ship, it's going to be SO amazing that they're going to invent a whole new category for it-- +1,000,000 BEST COMMENT EVER. At least, I hope so. If not, I'm facing karma bankruptcy.

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  5. Re:Good Idea? by jamesh · · Score: 5, Funny

    C:\> dnf.exe

    Welcome to Duke Nukem Forever! Would you like instructions?

    You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building. Around you is a forest. A small stream flows out of the building and down a gully to the south.

    > _


    I'll have my $500,000 now thankyou.

  6. the truth is in the punctuation by elmarkitse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Duke Nukem, Forever Due 'This Year'...

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  7. Re:I Believe It by Jim+Hall · · Score: 5, Funny

    DNF will ship. Who knows how good it will be, or what condition it will be in. They can make money after the fact with expansions.

    But will you have the system to handle DNF? I have a pre-market copy of the DNF box right here ... let's see .... MS-DOS 6.22 (Windows 3.11 users will need to exit to DOS), 32MB XMS memory (HIMEM), 100MB free space on hard drive.