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Why Vista Release Date Really Slipped

anzev writes "A team manager for Windows for 5 years has decided to write a blog-essay about what caused Windows Vista project to miss the due date. Philip tells us in the blog, that Windows developers are writing an average of 5000 lines of code (which is *only* 1200 lines less than the national average of 6200 lines of code per year). He addresses issues like the Vista code being too complicated, the processes the developers have to follow too complex and a lot more. All in all it gives a nice insight into why Vista will be late, from a different perspective. Oh, and Slashdot gets mentioned too ;-)."

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  1. Slashdot by linvir · · Score: 3, Funny
    Admittedly, this essay would be easier written for Slashdot, where taut lines divide the world crisply into black and white. "Vista is a bloated piece of crap," my furry little penguin would opine, "written by the bumbling serfs of an evil capitalistic megalomaniac." But that'd be dead wrong. The truth is far more nuanced than that. Deeper than that. More subtle than that.

    Far more nuanced. Some parts of Vista are bloated pieces of crap. Some, on the other hand, won't even ship. And still others will be incredibly efficient, presumably the important stuff like federal backdoors and DRM.

    I don't see things in black and white! There are shades of grey in there too!

    (I'm only kidding by the way, and in reality don't give a shit about Vista)

    1. Re:Slashdot by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not just black & white, it's black, white and atleast seven shades of brown.

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  2. grammar by Sathias · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously the other thing that is too complex is the whole to/too/two thing ;)

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  3. Spelling error by ChowRiit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Vista code being /too/ complicated...

  4. Re:SLOC: Vista vs. Linux by linvir · · Score: 3, Funny

    According to this data, those figures put Vista somewhere above Piccolo after merging with Kami, with Red Hat at the level of Super Saiyan Vegeta (after time chamber). In the words of the late great Leonard Nimoy, fascinating.

    Also, what bracketing convention does each of those use? Are Red Hat artificially inflating their count with 15,000,000 lines consisting of

    {
    and another 15,000,000 consisting of
    // loop starts here
    ?
  5. Vista code being to complicated... by Minwee · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...as bear is to taking a crap in the woods?

    ...as Pope is to being Catholic?

  6. Re:Give Vista Developers A Break by plover · · Score: 5, Funny
    You project management plan looks great in Microsoft Project. Then you print it out and re-wallpaper the offices only to have the developers sift through it and go, "What the fsck?"

    Actually, Windows developers go "What the CHKDSK.EXE?"

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  7. Longest software project in history? by MacBrave · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the blog:


    The largest software project in mankind's history now threatens to also be the longest.


    Nah, that would be Duke Nukem Forever........

  8. Re:Twas ever thus by samsonov · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe if the team manager wasn't writing a blog, and concentrated on managing his team, Vista might not slip so much. I'll consult my Gantt chart and get back to you.

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  9. Simple by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bad shape by a constant = Windows 4.0 to Windows XP
    Bad shape by an order of magnitude = Windows 98 to Windows Me
    Bad shape by an infinite order = MS Bob

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  10. Re:SLOC: Vista vs. Linux by geordie_loz · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't think that Leonard Nimoy was "late", wikipedia and imdb make no mention of it.

    Has this just happened, or are you personally aquainted with said gentleman and simply lamenting his constant tardiness?

  11. Re:SLOC: Vista vs. Linux by Criterion · · Score: 4, Funny

    "In the words of the late great Leonard Nimoy, fascinating."

    Good grief man, Leonard Nimoy isn't dead, don't use "late" like that. I went running looking for news after I read this... are you trying to give me a heart attack?!?

    Live long and prosper.

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  12. Am I the only one ... by Grismar · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... who think this writer should lay of the Ctrl+B for a bit? The emphasis in my inner voice is driving me bonkers.

  13. If I would work this slow... by guruevi · · Score: 3, Funny

    5000 lines / year boils down to about 25 lines / 8 hours, close to 3 lines per hour. What the heck are they doing there. Not to mention that in a big company like that, you have project and code management:

    #Source control code
    #
    #Windows Vista (forever) v4.4.4

    oooh, an hour work

    #
    #This code will open a port so we can control users
    #
    main () {
              void port(5000)
              #I ran into some problem here
              # Fixme: crashes randomly
                                  function (open) {
    }
    }

    OK, time for lunch...

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  14. Re:SLOC: Vista vs. Linux by mikeypimp · · Score: 3, Funny

    45, it was written in Perl.

  15. The real problem! by allenw · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmm. I can't help but wonder if the real issue isn't the gratuitous use of bold type. Turning bold on and off in their editor of choice must cut down on their productivity by several lines a year.

  16. Re:SLOC: Vista vs. Linux by heinousjay · · Score: 3, Funny

    I miss the days when people didn't constantly believe everything used to be better.

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