Distributed Dirt Digging for Life-Extension Research

ReasonAtFightAging writes "When was the last time you really looked down at the ground you walk upon? The soil from your backyard - or the next street over, or a nearby graveyard, or the park across the way - could contain the key to advancing real anti-aging science: bacterial enzymes capable of repairing biochemical damage that accumulates with time and leads to age-related disease. So the dirt you stand on could contain a scientific breakthrough, and scientists want you — all of you, all around the world — to send a sample for analysis! One of the funding organizers notes: 'We're working hard to secure more funding to bring more manpower onto the project, so there is no danger of your sample being discarded because the researchers are swamped!'"

Comments

Namaste

[maniac/dev/null]

Is this some kind of Hanso Foundation trick?

I can help!

[Doomedsnowball]

I'm going to send them dirt from a graveyard!

Swamped?

[thewiz]

One of the funding organizers notes: 'We're working hard to secure more funding to bring more manpower onto the project, so there is no danger of your sample being discarded because the researchers are swamped!'"

Shouldn't that be that the researchers are buried?

[rimshot]

Thank you, thank you; I'll be here for the rest of your life!

What if they find something?

[GogglesPisano]

Dear Sir:

Thank you for the kind donation of a sample of dirt from your back yard. We are pleased to inform you that we have isolated a fascinating compound from it and consequently we will require a larger amount for further study. We'll bring in the backhoes and dumptrucks around 1:00 this Tuesday.

Sincerely,
The Biodesign Institute

PS - Have you considered getting a built-in pool? Now might be a good time.