Trojan Asteroids Found In Neptunian Orbit
Agent Provocateur writes to mention a release at Science Daily about three rogue asteroids discovered by the Carnegie Institute. The objects are in about the same orbit as Neptune, lending evidence that the planet has a cloud of these 'Trojan' celestial bodies. From the article: "Trojan asteroids cluster around one of two points that lead or trail the planet by about 60 degrees in its orbit, known as Lagrangian points. In these areas, the gravitational pull of the planet and the Sun combine to lock the asteroids into stable orbits synchronized with the planet. German Astronomer Max Wolf identified the first Jupiter Trojan in 1906, and since then, more than 1800 such asteroids have been identified marching along that planet's orbit. "
Neptune uses Trojans to guard against Spatially Transmitted Debris.
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...ya know, I could make a joke about prophylactics and the 7th planet...but I'm sure the suggestion alone is enough for the crowd to finish the punchline...
At least leave the other Planets alone, isn't this planet big enough for you?
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Trojan asteroids? I hope the computers on the International Space Station have up-to-date virus definitions!
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..........FULL STOP.
Now to locate one of these running parallel to Earth and use it for my base of operations when I take over...
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If there are 1800 known, why is 3 additional ones being found all the important?
I thought astronomers searched the obvious places first. They really should have looked for these things around Uranus.
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strange a mass in space is kept under gravitational balance by pulling forces of jupiter and the sun.. Ehm what's the contra force that kept them from falling into this plannet ???
At this distance they're more likely to be captured Edgeworth-Kuiper Belt Objects and therefore more likely to resemble comet nuclei. Neptune already has a large number of EKBO's in a 3:2 resonance, including the "planet" Pluto - we sometimes call objects in the 3:2 resonance with Neptune 'Plutinos'. So, the fact that some objects get caught in this stable 1:1 resonance hardly surprises me, but it's nice to have someone actually identify such objects.
One of the new Trojans has an orbit that is more steeply tilted to the plane of the solar system than the other three.
The burning question is - how can they call it a "trojan asteroid" if it doesn't occupy the same orbit as Neptune? A significant orbital inclination vis a vis Neptune makes it a passing stranger at best, not something captured in Neptune's Lagrange points.
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What about the Constitution or Libertarian parties?
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With all those Space Trojans floating around....
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as the listing of the worst, lamest, most redundant bad jokes ever made on /. Seriously, I usually just scan the threads for Funny and this is the worst I have EVER seen, all we need now is 1.) In Soviet Russia OMG PONIES!! wear the trojans 2.???? 3. profit ^WUranus
did I miss any, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD MAKE IT STOP!!
all we need now is 1.) In Soviet Russia OMG PONIES!! wear the trojans 2.???? 3. profit ^WUranus...did I miss any
You must be new here -- you forgot the Beowulf cluster of Natalie Portman's hot grits on a first post.
you also forgot:
lol... this is not a dupe!
So... they are ... horse-shaped????
(horrible thought)
DON'T BRING ONE HOME, NASA!!! IT IS FULL OF GREEK WARRIORS YOU IDIOTS!!
I mean really, our national MHPC (milli-helen per capita) is low enough already that cocker-spaniel-like-"got-de-downs"-eyed-trailer-fo lk are being turned into superstars for vaguely carrying an R&B tune. ow. Don't let them take our national reserves of hotchickery!
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