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First Blu-ray Disc Reviews Posted Online

An anonymous reader writes "With the first Blu-ray player and discs officially making their market debuts tomorrow, High-Def DVD Digest has posted the first reviews of three of the first Blu-ray discs -- The Fifth Element, 50 First Dates, and xXx. So what's the verdict? So far, in terms of video quality, the results seem to be mixed: standard DVD fave 'Fifth Element' underwhelmed ('just not the best HD I've seen'); likewise, 'xXx,' was a disappointment ('up close just looks like a messed-up bunch of dots'). Somewhat surprisingly, it's '50 First Dates' that ranked highest of the three in video quality ('holds its own with the best high-definition transfers out there')."

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  1. xxx by nFriedly · · Score: 5, Funny

    > http://bluray.highdefdigest.com/xxx.html

    you gotta wonder how many porn filters will block that third link...

  2. Re:and this is going to catch on how? by Winterblink · · Score: 4, Funny

    Partly it's rushed, yes. But there's also the fact that HD has been so hyped, especially the next generation of media players, that nothing will really blow away viewers short of being able to reach into the screen and feel Drew Barrymore up.

    And even then, I don't think that would be worth the outlay of cash for the hardware.

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  3. Uh... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny
    close just looks like a messed-up bunch of dots

    Well... that's sort of what it is, yes? :-\

  4. Yeah, I'll buy the Brooklyn Bridge too. by Recovering+Hater · · Score: 3, Funny

    Right after I spend around $1000.00 on 50 First Dates. Puh-Leaze!

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  5. TGI: Newest movie has best clarity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    After comparing two movies that are, by today's youthful standards, quite old, with a movie that was produced less than two years ago, the newest movie has the best picture quality!

    Stay tuned for tomorrow, when we'll have the following headline:

    "X3 has better picture quality than XMen and XMen2!"

  6. Coming Soon... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 3, Funny

    We can expect Blu Ray releases of Istar and Gigli any day now. Actually, a quick Google shows that the real problem may be that the Sony movie catalog is almost completely dreck, Princess Bride excepted. If what Sony owns is crap, crap is what will be released first on Blu Ray.

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  7. Re:How many of these were shot on digital? by tourvil · · Score: 5, Funny
    And to agree with the earlier poster: Whoever's greenlighting chick films like "50 first dates" and "Phantom of the Opera" for testdriving a new medium needs a new job, preferably selling hot dogs on a street corner, to get an idea of what a market actually asks for.

    A relevant Penny Arcade comic to answer your question:

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/04/19
  8. Re:Interesting Choices for First Releases by soft_guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The executives of the major entertainment conglomerates sit around a large table, cigars in hand...

    Disney Rep: How can we get "Ice Diver" to see 50 First Dates?

    Sony Pictures Rep: I have an idea! We'll invent a new high definition DVD format and release only 50 First Dates.

    Disney Rep: Great idea! If that won't get him to see it, nothing will!
     

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  9. I've bought the Fifth Element three times! by Trigun · · Score: 3, Funny

    First for the VHS. Then the DVD, then the Directors cut. Now the Blu-Ray version?

    At least most of hollywood's current movies don't outlast the media that they're released on. Gigli Blu-ray? I don't think so.

  10. Re:And why? by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 5, Funny

    He said: "Why not something good, oh, say the first Harry Potter Movie. The Battlestar Galactica Mini-Series (not the tv series). Star Wars? T3?"

    We heard: "Nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd. Nerd. Nerd?"

  11. ET was a poor sales alien by FerretFrottage · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't think ET sold that many VCRs. The poor little guy had a slow distribution system (kids and their bikes--granted they could fly, but still, those bike baskets don't hold many VCRs, plus ET could have stayed on the office and have left more space for the VCRs, BUT then the bikes couldn't fly then could they?). Anyway, he also was more concerned with constantly trying to report into his home sales office rather than focusing on customer satisfaction. Why the "competition" was so concerned with catching him is beyond me. The only thing he had was the "light finger promotion" deal and the claims that his prices didn't "Ouch".

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  12. Re:and this is going to catch on how? by CODiNE · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh I'm sure at least one guy would pay for that.

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  13. Stupid review by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are we suppose to judge the quality from his words and 200x150 pixel thumbnails?

    Right...

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  14. I think you mean by solomonrex · · Score: 2, Funny

    3 of the worst movies ever made?

  15. Re:and this is going to catch on how? by onkelonkel · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia HD Player gets you!

    sorry...

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