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Mandriva Appeals to Users for Bookend Audio Bits
Mandriva announced it is holding a contest for the best startup and logoff music for Mandriva 2007. The winner gets to have their sound as part of the new release. Technical lead Romain D'Alverny told Newsforge some of the philosophy behind the contest.
please move along...;)
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C:\WINDOWS\Sounds\Startup.wav
http://stoploudness.org/
I don't see why they don't just throw 10 or 15 million bucks at Brian Eno to create some nice sounds for them...
This guy's the limit!
That said, I'm interested to see what they come up with.
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... I just want to know if they're going to finally fix the cutting off of the shutdown sound. As either Gnome or KDE exits, it seems no effort was made to be sure the sound had finished playing before turning off the sound service. Somehow that was never an issue in Knoppix, which always managed to finish that longish "Initiating shutdown sequence" clip during KDE shutdown.
Such a minor thing, but so noticeable.
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FTFA:
"There will be no cash or any other kind of prize for the winners, except for a hearty thanks from Mandriva..."
Why not at least offer a lifetime Gold club membership for the winner and a Tee shirt or something for the runners up. A "hearty thanks", for someone's creative work, even if it is only a couple of 5 second clips, seems almost insulting.
I have always found these sounds stupid and boring on the long run.
They sound like my first attempts at making sound with my Commodore 64 when I was 8.
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Shutdown: Feck off!
My vote would be for excerpts from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstellar_Overdriv e :)
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now if I could only get my damn sound card to work in linux.
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Wow, you admit your ineptitude to all these Slashdoters?
Sound Cards are easy nowadays.
At LEAST 1k Euros worth... http://corp.mandriva.com/webteam/soundsubmit/rules /
Prize
The winner may choose one of the following two prizes:
A life membership of the Mandriva Club, Silver level;
A copy of Mandriva Linux PowerPack+ 2007, a GlobeTrotter 2.0, and an Archos Pocket Media Assistant PMA400.
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If you have to wait while the sounds are played, then the only answer can be "no sound".
Mine isn't. I'm tired of attempting to follow totally unrelated HOWTOs about ALSA, ESD, arts, OSS, JACK, portaudio, Audacity, LADSPA, Ardour and whatnot without ever making any progress because the ALSA soundcard matrix didn't mention that anything I'd record would sound like Darth Vader on helium. And while I'm too bloody incompetent to know why - I'm really not alone with soundcard issues.
I'm with you there. I don't know why a computer needs a shut-down sound; it always struck me as a stupid Windows thing, something they tossed in there to amuse people while they were watching the "Windows is shutting down" screen.
When I tell my computer to shut down, the only thing I want to hear is the fans going quiet, and I want to hear that as quickly as possible.
I'm a little more open to the idea of startup sound effects, but only if they serve some sort of purpose. The Mac always gave its startup chime as part of its self-test routine, as a confirmation that the hardware was good. So if you got the chime and then the system refused to boot, you knew it was a software issue and not hardware. Even if your video card was bad or blown, or you didn't have a monitor plugged in. (Which is incidentally handy if you're ever buying a used system at a trade show or something.) There are some HP workstations which will even play a diagnostic tone on startup if they've gone bad, which you can play into a telephone to a tech support rep, and they will decode to tell you what's FUBARed.
I might even be convinced that playing a sound once the OS's GUI is started and it's ready for user input is useful, since it's a good way to tell the user "okay, I'm here, ready to go!", but this necessitates making sure that playing the sound is the ABSOLUTE LAST thing that happens in the startup sequence. If that's the purpose of the sound, I don't want to walk over to the computer upon hearing it, and still have it churning away on some part of the boot sequence, or loading the GUI.
I think the Mandriva people, as well as anyone else involved in designing an OS, should sit down and think about what purpose exactly these sounds serve, and make sure they're doing their jobs, before they invest a lot of time -- either their own or somebody else's -- in making it pretty. If they're serving a legitimate function, by all means then make them pretty and polished. But I'd rather lose the excess noise if they're not functional.
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too bad my daughter-board is fried, including my sound card.
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The only time I shut down my computer is when the UPS runs out of juice.
I find event sounds annoying. At least events that I know I initiated. I'd rather have audio notifications of events I wouldn't otherwise be aware of. Like mod points or something
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
the recording sample rate is mismatched. i had the same trouble with playback.
i just set up a linux comp for my dad and did not bother with the sound because i don't know modules very well, or what packages to pick for alsa. it used to be worse though, especially in the transfer phase from oss to alsa.
Mandriva doesn't appeal to me in the slightest!!!
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How do I get the startup volume to be a little (LOT) quieter. I don't want to have to adjust the volume on my amp constantly, so I have it set rather high (to where it sounds best) and adjust the volume with the apps (kmix or whatever). However, whenever KDE starts up, it blasts that noise so loud it clips the amp massively. How do I change that?
That is the sound scheme I use on all of my OSes.
I don't get it, why don't they include, say the top 10 sounds, and let us users choose the one we like?
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