Chinese Students' Cheating Techniques - Don't Try at Home

corbettw writes "According to a wire report on Yahoo! news, competition for university admissions in China are so intense that people are coming up with new, and sometimes dangerous, ways to cheat. The methods include microscopic earphones and wireless devices. In some cases, students are required surgery to recover from their cheating attempts. If there are that many people that desperate to get into a university, the obvious question would be, why don't they just open more schools?"

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[greysky]

the obvious question would be, why don't they just open more schools?

Just remember this the next time you're considering voting for someone who promises to socialize healthcare.

I cant find the article

[stratjakt]

But it's just as funny..

Some inner city kid got shot trying to rob a liquor store to raise money for his sisters tuition..

Hilarious! No prior criminal record, and then shot right in the fucking head!

Get it? Now not only does she not go to school, but her brother is dead.

wah wah wah wahahahahahahah

OMG it's funny, laugh.

Re:More schools?

[Anonymous Coward]

Some people just don't deserve better schooling.

Everybody deserves access to better schooling you techno elitist prick. What the fuck does your socially retarded ass know about what society needs or who should and shouldn't have access to it.

From your vanity link it looks like you're on the bottom of the food chain asshole.

Re:another good idea.

[Anonymous Coward]

"I was even taken back by the ability of Canadian scholars"

Seriously, go fuck yourself you pig-ignorant, arrogant pile of overweight, SUV-driving, people shooting shit.