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Broadcast Flag Sneaking in the Back Door

ZeissIcon writes "Public Knowledge.org is reporting that the oft-defeated broadcast flag DRM scheme is being sneaked into Senator Steven's Telecommunications bill. Aside from the fact that it has no business being in that bill, and making no exceptions for fair use, this particular version calls for an Audio Broadcast Flag that would affect digital and satellite radio as well. The bill goes to committee on Thursday, so there is still time for public comment."

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  1. Obviously... by demongeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aside from the fact that it has no business being in that bill

    Obviously you must be new here...

    1. Re:Obviously... by guywcole · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ok.

  2. Heh... by nbannerman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing to see here. Please move along.

    Slightly prophetic of slashdot, given the article!

  3. According to this article... by GonzoTech · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... As DC Circuit Judge pointed out at oral argument, the broadcast flag regulation would give the FCC the authority to regulate washing machines, if they were connected to a home network.

    So I won't have to do laundry anymore? Why is this a bad thing?

    I'm all about pushing this bill through now!

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    1. Re:According to this article... by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're unduly optimistic. They would mandate laundry, and if the far-lefties got in charge, they'd mandate that we all do China's laundry in a poorly thought out effort to reverse past stereotypes.

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    2. Re:According to this article... by GonzoTech · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm very optimistic. Laundry would be mandated, yes.. but, once the liberals get us to the point of doing China's laundry, the conservatives will outsource it to India. Now that my friend, is optimism! I can see it now: India, home of the home network controlled laundr-o-mats!

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    3. Re:According to this article... by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      They are inherently evil, the word sinister is even derived from "sinistra", meaning left-handed.

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  4. doesn't feel like it by yagu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doesn't feel like it's going in the back door.

    -Ben Dover

    No, all seriousness aside, I see this eventually being a great bill for me as I would soon be able to divest myself of all of my technical artifacts and once again be a free human being. I can eBay my tivo (maybe), my comcast box, get rid of all of my mp3 players.

    I once again spend time bike riding; canoeing; horse-back riding; picnicking; sightseeing; hiking; (starting to sound like a Tampax commercial, isn't it?)... all things I used to do in bulk and before I turned into a skinny pasty-skinned freak in front of my computer all day long.

    God Bless you Senator Stevens!

    1. Re:doesn't feel like it by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's just because Mike Cox is so small.

    2. Re:doesn't feel like it by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

      And let that be a lesson to everyone to make sure you've checked the Post Anonymously box before you click submit.

  5. Re:How to tell when there is a problem... by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, because then they'd just sneak DRM into that bill too!

  6. Gee... by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't remember this from Schoolhouse Rock.

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    1. Re:Gee... by Tweekster · · Score: 3, Funny

      This one seems more fitting: http://www.esquilax.com/flag/simpsons.shtml

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  7. Sneaking in the Back Door, huh by Skadet · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...Sneaking in the Back Door

    I tried that once. My girlfriend didn't appreciate it.
    1. Re:Sneaking in the Back Door, huh by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 4, Funny

      The sad thing is that is a far more apt metaphor than you probably realised...

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  8. Re:You know... by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, it would be nice, just once, for those we entrust with ensuring the country is run for the good of it's people actually worked for the people who vote for them

    But they do. Big business votes for them -- assuming they push the right bills.

    You don't seriously think they actually count all those ballots every four years, do you? Nah. They just invite GM and Microsoft and Exxon (etc) to the secret White House Underground Command center and discuss all nice and civilized who's turn it is in the Captain's Chair.

  9. Re:Thanks! And keep the alerts coming! by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 4, Funny

    I urge you to send a strongly worded letter

    Screw that, I'm sending a horse's head.

  10. Re:You know... by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 2, Funny
    when did democracy turn into 'the rule of those who can buy the elected rulers the biggest, most expensive lunch'?

    Answer: July 4, 1776

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  11. Naaaaaar! by DoktorSeven · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Pirate Party of America will keelhaul those scurvy scoundrals for takin' away arrrrrr libarrrrties!

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  12. Re:Not to worry, you already have to have papers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know who these Party Police think they are, but I for one will not stand idly by while they endanger our right to party.

  13. Bart's Comet by pkulak · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kent: With our utter annihilation imminent, our federal government has snapped into action. We go live now via satellite to the floor of the United States congress.

    Speaker: Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of --

    Congressman: Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

    Speaker: All in favor of the amended Springfield-slash-pervert bill? [everyone boos]

    Speaker: Bill defeated. [bangs gavel]

    Kent: I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work.

  14. Found it! by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 3, Funny
    "To define and punish piracies and felonies committed on the high seas, and offenses against the law of nations;"

    Arrr! Foiled again, mateys.

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  15. Re:You have your problems mixed up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The problem is that legislators work for only the people that vote for them, not the other way around. Are you the Senator from California, home of Hollywood? Gee, I wonder how you stand on extending copyright terms. The representative from Iowa? Please, don't surprise me on your position on increasing farm subsidies. A Congressman from Texas? What, you voted for tax breaks for energy companies? Shocking.

    I had no idea that Alaska was such a media powerhouse.