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Stem Cells Cure Paralyzed Rats

An anonymous reader writes "According to an article on Forbes as well as other sources, 'Scientists have used [embryonic] stem cells and a soup of nerve-friendly chemicals to not just bridge a damaged spinal cord but actually regrow the circuitry needed to move a muscle, helping partially paralyzed rats walk.'"

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  1. If only... by Spad · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only they put this much time and effort into finding cures for human conditions instead of wasting it all on rodents. Bloody mice get all the breaks.

  2. For those by celardore · · Score: 5, Funny

    For those rats who did not regain use of their limbs after the experiment, little miniature wheelchairs and sticks were provided.

    Let's just tell the animal rights protestors that anyway.

    1. Re:For those by MancunianMaskMan · · Score: 4, Funny
      I am a rat, you insensitive clod (or so my friends say anyway).

      Oh wait... I haven't got any.

    2. Re:For those by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Funny
      Let's just tell the animal rights protestors that anyway.
      Please don't tell the animal rights people anything. Please! Tell them that we're working with nuclear weapons or lasers or something.

      One of my coworkers worked in a Drosophilia (fruit fly) lab as a summer student some number of years ago. One Monday morning, he came in to the lab to wryly smiling colleagues. Apparently, animal rights activists had broken in to the lab over the weekend, and set all of the fruit flies 'free'. Unfortunately, this particular lab was working with curly-wing and wingless mutants, so the freed flies took a few tottering steps, then fell out of their open tubes and collected on the floor.

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  3. This is amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We must immediately ensure that this life-changing new medical technology is placed under a raft of arbitrary and politically motivated legal restrictions.

    We must do this as quickly as possible. For science!

  4. ...literally... by OscarBlock · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article ""They did something that people have been trying to do for at least 30 years and literally hit a brick wall until now," said Dr. Naomi Keitman..."

    Is this why they developed an interest in repairing spinal cord injuries? I think we should be told...

  5. Got ya by overbaud · · Score: 5, Funny

    "bridge a damaged spinal cord" so if anyone is thinking of sticking their head in a life sized rat trap... good news!

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  6. Question by Francisco_G · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who paralyzes the rats in the first place? Do the scientists step on 'em?

  7. soup of nerve-friendly chemicals by losec · · Score: 5, Funny

    thats what i'm going to call long island ice tea from now on.

  8. Geeze by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish I could be a rat, they can cure paralysis, aids, being overweight, being underweight, many types of cancer, mood disorders, aggression, lots of diseases and I even think baldness.

    Groups like Peta think that rats are abused in laboratories, but they don't realize how easy a life they have it. Scientists are curing all sorts of problems in rats, making it easier for rats to survive. Billions of dollars are spent every year to cure rat problems.

    I just wish that scientists would start curing stuff in humans, it would be nice if one of these days they started applying these discoveries on humans and maybe helping the human race out. If they could just take some of those billions spent on rat research and put it towards humans, what a wonderful world it would be.

    So, hurray, scientists cure something else in some lab rat! Let me know when they start working on humans.

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