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MacBook Pro Batteries Swelling and Failing
JohnnyCakes writes "MacBook Pro batteries are apparently swelling, then failing. MacFixIt has some grotesque pictures of their own swollen MBP battery, which looks like it has suffered an internal explosion. Apple is replacing batteries on a case-by-case basis, but hasn't yet admitted any wide-scale issues."
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Apple's next OS X update will ensure that random MacBooks will explode in a ball of flames. Apple, after all, wants to do everything a PC can do, but better, right?!
I haven't thought of anything clever to put here, but then again most of you haven't either.
For more info, visit the battery manufacturer's website.
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There's no problem. You people are a bunch of whiners. Batteries are supposed to explode, computers are supposed to moo, laptops are typically too hot to rest on your lap and plastic naturally turns pink. Perfectly acceptable. Apple hardware is the best in the world, period.
If they keep swelling and failing, then perhaps they need some supplements. More information readily available in your mail account. But act fast, this offer ends soon!
Absolutely. Should be right up there with "don't get involved in a land war in Asia." I've been telling my friends to wait until the second generation. My G5 will last me until the second generation of Intel-powered desktop machines.
I am a believer of momentum and curves.
...and what happens if you say *Macbook* while waiting in line at the airport?
Always be polite.
How many times do we have to tell you? Don't buy first-gen Apple hardware!
Shh. Be quiet. How do you think the errors get found for the 2nd+ gens?
I clicked once on a slashdot link that led to grotesque pictures of swollen parts. That was also quite a wide-scale issue, very wide in fact. I'm not falling for that one again.
I've learned not to trust anything that's white, & takes the country by storm, like Pilgrims or Cocaine, or Apple Products.
Being white, I don't even trust myself !
Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
Is that your battery, or are you happy to see me?
-- Terry
Reputation for great customer service my ass! I called their tech support line last week when my IIe stopped reading diskettes, and they said they "don't support legacy platforms"! Kids today, with their iBlogs and their MyDiggs, makes me sick... back in my day, we had to flip the diskettes over to read more information, in the snow, uphill both ways!
And you got modded up for saying so. I love zealotry.
Hey, I own a Core Duo MacBook Pro. No problems that I'll cop to. Can I have some mod lovin too?
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Where exactly did you stick the battery in your iMac?
Oh...there isn't a battery in your desktop?
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Was that a first generation IIe?
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Mac- Hello I'm a Mac
PC- And I'm a PC
Mac- Y'Know I can do a lot of fun stuff like arrange pictures and--
PC- Err what's that huge lump growing out of your side? And why are your clothes covered with yellow stains?
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Bottom line, you Windoze and *nix folks: don't think you can poke fun. We're strong, we're united, we love our meringue-tinged MacBooks and MacBulger Pros and we'll continue to love them even if they start to fill out in back like John Merrick, the Elephant Man. It could be worse; we could be stuck on Dell machines getting carpal tunnel from jamming our trackpad fingers on that impossible START button found in the left corner of XP--now, there's a basis for a recall if ever there was one. I weep for you poor, START-bound Windoze users. And Linux? Please, Spock. Understand: nobody licks a prompt. Nobody.