A Car Navigation System That Takes Pictures
Brandon Miniman writes "Navman has brought to market the first in-car navigation system with a built in camera, the iCN 750. The camera lets you take pictures of places you've been. Geographical coordinates are then assigned to each picture, so that you can bring up a gallery, and choose your destination by clicking on a picture." Add to this an always-on, all-sides video camera to document that it was the minivan that strayed into your lane, and it'll be even better.
We could use this to take pictures of women and associate the women with their locations - a kind of new-age black book! ...now, if only us /.ers could get women.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If you're wondering how I can be so anti-police, I recently got assaulted because some nutcase thought that I cut in line in front of him (I didn't - in fact I offered to let him go ahead of me). When the cops arrived, I explained what happened and the cop's reply was "Well, if you fuck somebody, you're gonna get fucked". American police are incredibly unprofessional, rude, racist, sexist, and of course there's the occasional beating too - the more cameras we have pointing at them (not us!) the better off we'll be.
Seriously.
Could you imagine an insurance company giving you a discount?
...It's not that the camera won't have enough pixels. It's not that you need an Ansel Adams-quality photograph.
It's that to get a nice, clear, useful, _recognizable_ thumbnail-sized picture of your destination requires a lot of intelligent thought, good framing of the picture, thirty seconds to walk around and pick a good angle, and a time of day when the light is reasonable.
Three-quarters of the pictures people take with this thing will be
a) unrecognizable due to reflections on the car window they're trying to shoot through, or
b) unrecognizable because of lighting issues (dark, muddy, illegible storefront against a nice bright sky), or
c) unrecognizable because the camera was pointed at the wrong thing, or
d) unrecognizable because a lot of buildings look pretty much like each other, or
e) unrecognizable because the store name is too small to read in the finished picture when displayed thumbnail size on the navigation screen, or
f) unrecognizable because important recognition features were hidden behind a parked car, or
g) unrecognizable because you don't have a view of the front of the building from the only place where you could stop the car, which happens to be the parking lot in back of the building, or
h) unrecognizable because it's night-time and the camera isn't sensitive enough to make a good picture by streetlight (and the streetlighting isn't even enough even if it were, and the flash isn't bright enough to light up a building thirty feet away, and even if it were all you'd get are the flash reflections off the windows...
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