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Another Microsoft Exec Joins Google
SirClicksalot writes "CNN is reporting that Vic Gundotra, a 15-year veteran general manager at Microsoft, has left the company to join Google. Gundotra worked at Microsoft as general manager for platform evangelism to get software developers to use Microsoft's software and online offerings. The function he will perform at Google is not yet known, but he will need to wait one year before starting his new job because of a non-compete clause in his contract."
the sound a chair being thrown?
"We are uncertain what precise role he will play when he begins working for Google, but he has a broad range of skills and experience which we believe will be valuable to Google," Google spokesman Steve Langdon said in an e-mail statement.
Soo... the guy is going to take a year long vacation and then Google might know what job they're giving him?
Either Google is lying or they're poaching MS execs just to be dicks.
[Fuck Beta]
o0t!
I would think you'd rather have a chair that is so heavy Mr. Ballmer couldn't HIRE someone big enough to throw the thing...
I'm thinking 100lb cinderblocks replacing each of the wheels... You definitely don't want the wheels, because you don't want him to be able to roll the now 500lb+ chair at you.
Karnal
You get modded a troll when you correct your own post.
chairs chairs chairs chairs...
I mean, are there more executives leaving MS because they don't have a chair to sit on? It can get hard on the feet.
Company policy all of a sudden not allowing him to be evil must be quite a thing to adapt to after Microsoft.
No, no. "fsck" is a *nix command. Ballmer wouldn't say that.
Corrected quote:
No, you won't need to move, 'cause I'm going to chkdsking KILL YOU NOW!
Dear Steve Ballmer,
At the rate Microsoft is losing executives to Google, you might be wondering how Microsoft is going to fill its ranks in the near future. Have no fear. I represent a client who have decades of managing large scale operations. His track record of coming up with complex plans for achieving great goals and his resiliency after failures speak for themselves. Most importantly, I can guarantee you that he will never, ever join Google because, like Microsoft, he too is inherently evil and hellbent on world domination.
I give you, Dr. Evil.
Best wishes,
-Headhunter Inc.
EvilCON - Made Famous by
I'm gunna ****ing kill those chair jokes! I've done it before and I'll do it again. I'm gunna ****ing kill those ****ing chair jokes!!
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The only problem is that Google's Stargate is connected to Thor's Hammer so that all the Microsoft execs' symbiotes are killed and the hosts are allowed to regain control.
Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
... what? Chair throws you?
Or should that be Soviet Redmond?
/ducks
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If you read the Mini-Microsoft blog you should know that the plan is to ruin Google by giving them the senior Microsoft management...