Oracle Fights EpicRealm Patents
An anonymous reader writes "Oracle is now fighting EpicRealm's web patents after Safelite settled with EpicRealm, then asked Oracle to pay, as per their software license agreement. EpicRealm's patents are vague and 'describe a technique where a web site updates only part of a website instead of having to rebuild the entire page. That may look a lot like DHTML, but apparently it isn't the same.'"
I guess it's good that the big boys are fighting it out, maybe the patent trolls will lose this time. However this doesn't fix the real problem with the patent system. And no the real problem is not that you can get a patent for anything. The real problem is that it is too costly to defend against an illegitimate claim. If you could defend yourself cheaply against these stupid patents then it wouldn't matter if they were granted, you could just swat them away without blinking.
Philosophy.
EpicRealm's patents are vague and 'describe a technique where a web site updates only part of a website instead of having to rebuild the entire page. That may look a lot like DHTML, but apparently it isn't the same.
/. attack-worthy server using a two-month late unpaid geoshitties account, for fuck's sake, just by using the technique they describe - yet they don't seem to bother to employ it very well in their website, from what I can get cached from other mirror sites. :( They're full of crap, as far as I'm concerned.
I was able to do this before DHTML or PHP. It was called a dynamic CGI database script, and it was used for "realtime" CGI/HTML-based chatrooms (I typed something, unless you hit refresh after I typed it you'd have to hit refresh again to get your information that I sent...) The only thing that refreshed was a frame unless some interaction (this was all for a web RPG,) caused a change in other frames of the page. This sounds exactly like what I'm doing, without frames, and hell, you can onyl tell I'm using frames because I alow you to resize the damned windows for your resolution, so you've gotta be able to somewhat see the bars. Had I made this a fixed resolution and frame size, well, more people would play with the page in the upper-left corner of their web browser, but it'd still refresh the particular needed areas without "reloading" the page (since only one/two frame(s) is(are) changing, kinda just like how PHP can make this happen...)
So I've had prior art to begin with, since.. 1997? (That is if I can pull up my old documentation from my old ISP/Provider and get a reliable backlog of files I made/uploaded to what I have backups of on my computer.) It's past 7 years so I guess I'm a couple years late, unless there's some potential extenuating circumstance I can talk about.. oh, wait! Almost any website TO-FUCKING-DAY can do things like that in PHP, Perl, RPG script, or even CGI script. Why are these idiots suing to begin with?!?!? Hello? Is anyone home in the CEO/Shareholder department? Do I need to smack you upside your head to get some rational and logical thought out of you? No - I take that back... we've probably already given potential proof that you and your entire IT department is semi-useless because we've already put your server traffic to a crawl only by looking at your whole site.
Sorry for the rant, guys, but lots of this just screams BULLSHIT to me. I've done this - these guys obviously haven't figured out a way of implementing it - I could make a
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
If some company owns "Intellectual Property" worth billions, WHERE ARE THE TAXES?
If the co. owns an old chevy pickup or a building, they have to pay property tax on it.
TAX THE IP OWNERS based on what THEY CLAIM IT IS WORTH.
The rest of us will get a free ride next April 15.
They're called "airplanes", they were invented in 1903
microwaves that you can put forks in
I don't know why you'd want to put a fork in a microwave, but microwavable forks have been around since before microwave ovens. They're called "plastic".
better televisions
Mine is 42 inches diagonal and with a flat screen and a remote control. Lots better than the one I bought in 1977, 27 inches (the biggest they had) curved screen w/ no remote.
magic food pills
Huh? What's that? I take a vitamin pill every morning to make up for the lack of vitamins in the grocery food. Izzat what you mean?
etc...
You mean Star Trek tech like automatically opening doors; CD players; DVDs; VCRs; cell phones; eye implants that cure nearsightness, farsightedss, cataracts, and astigmatism; heart stents; pacemakers; portable defriblators; roomba; robot lawnmowers; space ship one... 'nuff?
Instead we have gas guzzling cars
Which don't guzzle near the gas they did when they had carburators and distributors, and don't spew lead fumes. We also have hybrids now.
Microwaves using decades old technology
My mom's first microwave had a knob (how quaint), while mine has a popcorn button, a beverage button, an "add thirty seconds" button, and a turntable.
TV incompatibilities up the wazoo
I have no idea WTF you're referring to; my TV works with cable, it works with a rabbit ear, and there aren't any signals it won't decode.
How young are you, son? Five? You act like you've never seen any innovation in your life.