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A Humorous Introduction To IPv6

zollman writes "Jonathan Richards, in the London times, explains how the introduction of IPv6 will change the Internet. From the article: 'As use [of the Internet] grew, it became clear that the old protocol, IPv4, wasn't big enough, so a new one was created using 32-bit numbers. That increased the number of available addresses to 340 undecillion, 282 decillion, 366 nonillion, 920 octillion, 938 septillion -- enough for the foreseeable future.'"

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  1. 32-bit numbers vs. Tubes by zollman · · Score: 4, Funny

    While the article points out the benefits of using these new '32-bit numbers', it does ignore the obvious drawbacks -- namely, they will be twice as fast to clog up the tubes that make the Internet work.

  2. Does IPv6... by 0racle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does IPv6 change the internets tubes into dump trucks though?

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  3. humor by Silon · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's funny. Laugh.
    It isn't. No.
  4. Re:Fuzzy Math by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, he did get the number of addresses wrong, there's actually, 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,45 6. Not 340,282,366,920,938,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0 as he said. This means he is actually off by 463463374607431768211456. Which Means that he forgot about 107908475819842 IPV4 Internets.

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  5. Re:Fuzzy Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which Means that he forgot about 107908475819842 IPV4 Internets

    you should remove 2 from that figure as i recieved 2 internets from my mother earlier today

  6. Re:Fuzzy Math by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did she attach them in emails. I have lots of problems with my mother attaching giant files in Emails too.

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  7. Re:This is humorous? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry for being so harsh, but I hate it when nerds belittle non-nerds to make themselves feel better. Yes, this guy is a bad journalist - should it really be on the front page of slashdot though?

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  8. Re:Fuzzy Math by shadowmatter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whenever my staff sends me an Internet around 10 AM, and it's delivering slowly, they just try sending it through different tubes until a fast one is found. Maybe your mother can try the same thing with delivering her giant e-mail attachments.

    - sm

  9. Re:Better yet, since it's a WEB PAGE... by jdbartlett · · Score: 4, Funny

    Totally! Why don't all newspapers use hyperlinks?