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Sony Plans Deposit Scheme for PS3 in UK?
An anonymous reader writes "Sony is reportedly in talks to introduce a new £150 per PS3 deposit scheme across retailers in the UK. The proposed scheme aims to help improve resource allocation as well as reduce the 'eBay phenomenon' which was evident with the 360's launch, deposits were secured from as little as £5 and crafty sellers would sell the console way above its retail price."
Sir I take great offense at you using Chuck Norris for simple humor, lets go over some FACTs shall we:
1. Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you still alive, its because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mothers womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesnt get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
23. When Bill Bixby gets mad he turns into the Incredible Hulk. When the Incredible Hulk get's mad he turns into Chuck Norris
24. Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.
25. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
You wont live to see your precious little PS3 after that post mister!@
Or like buying it with a credit card... but this way you actually pay for it... unless the deposit's on a credit card. ...yeah.
This sig isn't original enough, it's time to come up with something witty...