Support Desk Software for ITIL-Based IT Department

Posted by ryuzaki0 on Sunday July 23, 2006 @02:52AM from the remaining-compliant dept.

Wasteofspace asks: "At my current workplace (local government, 250 user site) we are currently working towards achieving a more structured IT department using guidelines set by ITIL. Currently we are using a very poor call logging system running on a Lotus Domino Server, that has no tracking, incident management, problem management etc, and does not integrate into our current directory services (Novell NDS, soon to be migrating to Microsoft AD). Does anyone have any suggestions on a provider of an ITIL compliant support desk application, that is reasonably easy to use, has integration into an LDAP compliant directory service, and has self service functionality for users?"

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Reduce Support Requests by Anonymous Coward · 2006-07-23 03:14 · Score: 0, Funny

Whenever the phone rings, tell the user to 'fuck off, learn how to use it you retarded shitnugget' in no uncertain terms. After a short term of time, your support volume will tend towards zero.

Make the only response option for web-based support queries "user is a cuntingly retardness asspoker".