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Microsoft's 12-Step Program
NevarMore writes to tell us eWeek is reporting that Microsoft, after almost 30 years of Windows, now has 12 philosophical tenets outlining Windows development. From the article: "Smith said the principles largely come from things Microsoft picked up in the consent decree the software giant signed in settling its landmark antitrust battle with the federal government, but that more recent developments led to the crafting of some of the other principles. The 12 principles are based on three main areas: choice for computer manufacturers and customers, opportunities for developers, and interoperability for users, Smith said."
The 12 principles are based on three main areas: choice for computer manufacturers and customers, opportunities for developers, and interoperability for users
They are twelve ways to deny all of those?
Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
Damn misleading headlines! I thought this was a 12-step plan to recover from using Microsoft products!
With the belief in a higher power (Linus) you too can break free from Microsoft dependence!
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post 12 posts on these 12 tennets?
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1. We admitted we were powerless over our operating system --that our computers had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that an OS greater than windows could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our computers over to GNU/Linux as we understood it.
4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of files with proprietry formats.
5. Admitted to our local LUG and to ourselves the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have Free software remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked the mailing list to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had sent malicious code to, and sent GNU/Linux install CD's.
9. Help such people with the installation wherever possible, except when to do so would result in them being fired.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we had used proprietry programs, formats or protocols promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through slashdot and man pages to improve our conscious contact with GNU/Linux, as we understood it, asking only for knowledge of how to get our hardware working and perform our tasks.
12. Having had an awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other sufferers, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
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...need I say more?
No, but you need to say it louder
Ballmer just called and he's got them:
1. Developers
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Congratulations! You've grasped the core principles of Business 101.
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2. Indulge ie Embrace
3. Extend
4. FUD
5. Smart guided FUD via 'grass roots' or strange legal 'problems'
6. Extend
7. Extend
8. Embrace
9. Embrace
10-12 Extend
The spiritual awakening is the extinguish part.
Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
Personally, i will wait for "the 12 principles" SP1 before i start to believe them, as, i am sure, would everyone :P
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They already attend **AA meetings.