Microsoft's 12-Step Program
NevarMore writes to tell us eWeek is reporting that Microsoft, after almost 30 years of Windows, now has 12 philosophical tenets outlining Windows development. From the article: "Smith said the principles largely come from things Microsoft picked up in the consent decree the software giant signed in settling its landmark antitrust battle with the federal government, but that more recent developments led to the crafting of some of the other principles. The 12 principles are based on three main areas: choice for computer manufacturers and customers, opportunities for developers, and interoperability for users, Smith said."
The 12 principles are based on three main areas: choice for computer manufacturers and customers, opportunities for developers, and interoperability for users
They are twelve ways to deny all of those?
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1. We admitted we were powerless over our operating system --that our computers had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that an OS greater than windows could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our computers over to GNU/Linux as we understood it.
4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of files with proprietry formats.
5. Admitted to our local LUG and to ourselves the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have Free software remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked the mailing list to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had sent malicious code to, and sent GNU/Linux install CD's.
9. Help such people with the installation wherever possible, except when to do so would result in them being fired.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we had used proprietry programs, formats or protocols promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through slashdot and man pages to improve our conscious contact with GNU/Linux, as we understood it, asking only for knowledge of how to get our hardware working and perform our tasks.
12. Having had an awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other sufferers, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
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Microsoft badly needs a reboot with people in charge who can give this company a real vision.
13. We will fully disclose our file formats so that greater interoperability with other platforms can be achieved- we will not "lock in" customers any longer.
14. We will not treat the user as a criminal.
15. We will fully respect the user's privacy. As such, we will install a working hosts file and NO Microsoft program can send any information back to us without explicitly stating what will be sent back, why, and who gets to see it. The Windows firewall will also be able to block all incoming and outgoing traffic, including traffic that reports to Microsoft. We will not put "backdoors" into our products.
16. We will fully respect the user's sovereignty over his or her own data. We will never allow the OS or any Microsoft programs to prevent people from accessing, modifying, or distributing data on their computers in whatever manner they wish to.
17. We are not the police. We cannot and will not attempt to stop users from doing any act on their computers that may violate any license, ordinance, or act in their particular region. It is the user's responsibility to comply with all local laws and regulations.
Just "gittin-r-done," day after day.
And we can get past all that antitrust litigation.
Oh, we forgot to mention the entire open source movement and anything they happen to create. Them and Google. Oh, and Apple. Um... how about if we just limit this to companies we can buy or crush?
Again with the antitrust thing. Of course there's nothing saying you won't buy or destroy the other company, retaliation is completely different.
#$%$^ EU.
Wait, didn't we just say no retaliation? Oh, you meant retaliation against them? Ok, them too.
We had this cool system all ready to go, but the marketing dept said they couldn't find a good way to sell it without pissing off the anti-trust folks.
Ok, so just this one time, we are going to do what we were order to do by the courts. But don't push your luck.
We think there's a lot of money to be made here.
Except to those damn open source folks, we'll make sure the license is way to restrictive for them.
We always have. Just ignore the fact that we then extend them to our own liking. And that process usually means we have to break a few parts of the standard.
So, yeah, nothing to see here folks. Move along.