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Lead PHP Developer Quits

Jasper Bryant-Greene writes "Jani Taskinen, one of the lead developers of the Zend Engine (the engine that powers PHP), as well as a lead developer for the thread safety system and other core components of the PHP project, has quit in a relatively cryptic message to the php-internals mailing list. Jani has been involved with PHP for about 6 years and his loss will undoubtedly be a big blow for the PHP project."

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  1. GNAA Adopts Trusted Platform Module by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    GNAA Adopts Trusted Platform Module

    DiKKy Heartiez - Berlin, Norway

    In a response to the U.S Armed Forces' new initiative to require Trusted Platform Modules to be standard in all new computers in order to better fight CYBERTERRORISM, the GNAA declares it will follow the initiative set by the U.S Army and do the same. President timecop of the GNAA said in a press conference in Gookyo, Japan this morning that "The war on CYBERTERRORISM is something we must take as seriously as Richard Stallman". This confirms the GNAA's new plans to become the most Secure provider of gay sex in CYBERSPACE, and beyond.

    The Trusted Platform Modules will enable us to deliver AIDS free, HIV free, cancer free, poison free, battery acid free, radiation free, and most importantly juden-free and perfectly preserved Holy Gay Nigger Seed to our CYBER-Customers, while at the same time protecting them from Al Quaeda CYBERTERRORISM.

    GNAA head of Internal Security, Mr supers, Kike, from Israel, commented in the same press conference that the Trusted Platform Module was originally developed in Israel, by jews and that he was very proud of what his fellow kikes could accomplish while under heavy fire from Hezbollah. He also added that "This is however nothing compared to the FACT that my fellow juden developed the Internet while being held captured in Auschwitz".

    About U.S Army

    The United States Army is the main supplier of bombs and grenades to the juden of Israel so they can kill and murder innocent cute arabic children and women wearing burkas. The U.S Army is also world known for its intervention in WW2, causing the defeat of the Third Free Reich and the liberation of thousands of judenschweine from happy camps all over Europe. The U.S Army has also killed lots of asian faggots in the 60's and 70's and also a small number of sandniggers in the 90's and in to the new millenium.

    About Trusted Platform Module

    The Trusted Platform Module started development in Israel by jews funded by the OSS in the year 2000. The project was a co-project between Jews and open source hippies and communists from all over the world. It was taken over by the Microsoft Corporation in the first quarter of 2000, as the jews and commies and faggots couldnt agree on anything and abandoned the project after only 4 days. Its current version varies a lot from the original OSS version.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    1. Re:GNAA Adopts Trusted Platform Module by Sheltem+The+Guardian · · Score: -1, Troll

      PHP have really pissed off even its main developer :) Hope it understood all the hideousness of the monster he created :)

    2. Re:GNAA Adopts Trusted Platform Module by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      It's obvious you put a lot of work and effort into this. Too bad it's completely lame and unfunny. Don't be proud of your work, you toiled and toiled and yet all you could produce was a piece of crap. It's amazing because given enough time, nearly anyone can make a work of art if they keep working at it. But you've been doing this for how long now? And you wonder why your IQ scores are so low.

      I'm not try to discourage you from being creative, hell, you might end up with something that's worth while. But "THIS", this is lame and unfunny. I think most people after reading this arn't offended, but wonder why someone would put so much effort into a piece of crap like your GNAA posts.

      It just comes off as dumb. And a person is known by their work. Is this how you want people to think of the creator of GNAA? As dumb, as lame and unfunny? They may not know who the author is, but evidence of the work says it loud and clear, "The author of the GNAA posts is uncreative and limp." Is that what you want? Because that's all you're achieving.

  2. GNAA Adopts Trusted Platform Module by Danos · · Score: -1, Troll
    GNAA Adopts Trusted Platform Module

    DiKKy Heartiez - Berlin, Norway

    In a response to the U.S Armed Forces' new initiative to require Trusted Platform Modules to be standard in all new computers in order to better fight CYBERTERRORISM, the GNAA declares it will follow the initiative set by the U.S Army and do the same. President timecop of the GNAA said in a press conference in Gookyo, Japan this morning that "The war on CYBERTERRORISM is something we must take as seriously as Richard Stallman". This confirms the GNAA's new plans to become the most Secure provider of gay sex in CYBERSPACE, and beyond.

    The Trusted Platform Modules will enable us to deliver AIDS free, HIV free, cancer free, poison free, battery acid free, radiation free, and most importantly juden-free and perfectly preserved Holy Gay Nigger Seed to our CYBER-Customers, while at the same time protecting them from Al Quaeda CYBERTERRORISM.

    GNAA head of Internal Security, Mr supers, Kike, from Israel, commented in the same press conference that the Trusted Platform Module was originally developed in Israel, by jews and that he was very proud of what his fellow kikes could accomplish while under heavy fire from Hezbollah. He also added that "This is however nothing compared to the FACT that my fellow juden developed the Internet while being held captured in Auschwitz".

    About U.S Army

    The United States Army is the main supplier of bombs and grenades to the juden of Israel so they can kill and murder innocent cute arabic children and women wearing burkas. The U.S Army is also world known for its intervention in WW2, causing the defeat of the Third Free Reich and the liberation of thousands of judenschweine from happy camps all over Europe. The U.S Army has also killed lots of asian faggots in the 60's and 70's and also a small number of sandniggers in the 90's and in to the new millenium.

    About Trusted Platform Module

    The Trusted Platform Module started development in Israel by jews funded by the OSS in the year 2000. The project was a co-project between Jews and open source hippies and communists from all over the world. It was taken over by the Microsoft Corporation in the first quarter of 2000, as the jews and commies and faggots couldnt agree on anything and abandoned the project after only 4 days. Its current version varies a lot from the original OSS version.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    --
    (ur mom)
  3. No back tracking by Monkeys!!! · · Score: 0, Troll

    That sound he hears behind him is a bridge been thoroughly burnt to a crisp.

  4. Time to clean house by amightywind · · Score: 0, Troll

    PHP is one of several languages that GNU/Linux could do without. Python and Ruby are others. None of them provides capabilities beyond C, C++, Shell, Gawk, Perl, or scheme. Don't be tempted to use them. They simply divert effort that would be better applied elsewhere.

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    an ill wind that blows no good
  5. Re:6 years is long enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I never spent 6 years with the same people, job, hobby, women, whatever...

    Sounds like it was more that no one could stand to spend more than 6 years with you.

  6. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: -1, Troll

    I have no way to know if this is true or not. Let's say it is. One of the things that constantly amazes me is how so many Europeans see the world in black and white with no shades of gray and how they have really interesting causes that become really important to them. Case in point - the constant Israel/Palestinian problems. A more objective person might see blame on both sides, yet just below, we have a post with a lot of mod points (so far) that talks about killing Israelis. Folks there's plenty of blame to go on both sides, but some are just too blind to see it. Another Eurotrash cause is the problems in Chechnya. A lot of Europeans conveniently overlook the acts of terrorism (Beslan school massacre) on the part of the Chechens and put 100% of the blame on the Russians. Again, there's plenty of blame for both sides. It really saddens me that this idea seems lost on a lot of Europeans and they have a great knack for siding with the group that resorts to terrorism. Say what you will about the Israelis and the Russians and they are not innocents in their conflicts, but they also aren't sending suicide bombers to the enemy.

    I feel pretty confident that Jani is neither Jewish nor Palestinian and probably not very religious. Honestly, what on earth does this conflict have to do with him? Yet it has consumed him and controlled him. Truly sad.

  7. Thanks by oliverthered · · Score: 0, Troll

    Thanks for pointing out that Zend is based in Israel.

    I shall no longer talk to anyone that uses php.

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    thank God the internet isn't a human right.
  8. Re:Shock! by kicken18 · · Score: -1, Troll

    alot of people arguing here, but frankly, unless its what is English, as in, from the English dictionary from ENGLAND where english came from, its wrong. Yes colour is spelt with a U

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    Visit My Blog at http://spaces.msn.com/members/chrisharries
  9. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ilgaz · · Score: -1, Troll

    The person posted that LOG to slashdot clearly doesn't want the people to know the background infomation. He has channels log in hand, that little spy must be frequent on that channel to know what the real deal is.

    That is a complete act of disinformation which belongs to spy movies, not slashdot.

    Thanks to (!) recent happenings in MidEast we have chance to figure how fanaticsm has infested everything including technical projects. If you see the "Moderation" details of the lame log pasting little spy, you will understand that some people does mod down and others trying to "punish" the developer of his complete emotional response tries to mod-up. There is even a jerk hoping google will pick it as first result so "his future will be doomed".

    I have never believed those argameddon, ww 3 crap movies but if fanaticsm came to this degree, they may have a point.

    Boycotting Israel products doesn't seem a bad idea to me after the stuff I lived in last 2 weeks on networks which are supposed to be purely technical and politically neutral.

    Dear Israel, sending loggers to IRC channels of open source projects is hopely the lowest you can get.

  10. Re:From IRC, the reason: by PepeGSay · · Score: 0, Troll

    Maybe the UN should stop putting their peacekeeprs in such a idiotically dangerous situation. Maybe the UN peacekeepers should stop being such fucking idiots and stop trying to "keep the peace" while an active shooting war is happening. UN! GET THE FUCK OUT! We'll call you when we need a clean up on aisle 10.

  11. Re:From IRC, the reason: by gay358 · · Score: 0, Troll

    But Isreal is targeting civilians even on purpose. For example, destroying the houses where suicide bombers have lived is a collective punishment which is a war crime (as well as many other things Israel does routinely, like forcing palestinians as tying palestinians on the the jeeps and using them as human shields). The persons who suffer because of it, are not just the bomber but his family and neighbours who have had nothing to do with the bombing. And in case of Lebanon, Israel army has said that for each rocket that lands Israel, they are going to destroy 10 Lebanese apartment buildings as an revenge. And don't say that much of the land of palestinians has been returned. That is simply not true. just a tiny part of Gaza has been returned to palestinians, but nothing else. And Israel is still controlling that area with iron grip Israel has returned some destert to Egypt, but that is separate issue. There are still millions of palestinians refugees. And until the ethnical cleansing done by Israel is resolved in a fair way, there won't be peace. Arab countries have offered Israel a peace on the condition of Israel withdrawing behind the borders before 1967 war, but Israel has refused this offer and is constantly and illegally building illegal outposts to the occupied territory and same time preventing palestinians building houses there even though palestinian populations is growing and desperately needs more houses.

  12. Re:From IRC, the reason: by Ilgaz · · Score: 0, Troll

    That IRC log paster is a really interesting guy indeed. If some guys didn't write background info, you would assume we are dealing with a complete nazi developer here.

    I really wonder the "back" of that log. What kind of provocation by some fanatics made him write those.

    Also how many spies Israel has on IRC channels, logging and keeping logs for future.

  13. Unfair article by shd666 · · Score: 0, Troll
    The article is somewhat unfair, because it says:

    More than 424 people have been reported killed in Lebanon and Israel since fighting broke out July 12.

    It would be more fair to say that 9/10 of the killed were from Lebanon. The bias of USA media in middle-east affairs amazes me often. (I'm from Finland/Europe)
  14. Re:From IRC, the reason: by mikaelhg · · Score: 0, Troll

    You must have answered the wrong message there.

    A more probable explanation is that you're just some kid in your parent's basement, you've gotten away with anonymous Internet libel before, and you don't have first hand experience with consequences.

  15. Re:From IRC, the reason: by aevans · · Score: 0, Troll

    The discussion started about a Nazi who quit working for a company because it was owned Jews. Godwin's law has no relevance, except in reverse, because the fact was initially hidden.