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House Passes Ban on Social Site Access

Krishna Dagli writes to mention a C|Net story covering a House of Representatives vote on restricting access to social sites on public terminals. The bill, which passed the House in a 410-15 vote, would bar users from accessing sites like Amazon, MySpace, or Slashdot from terminals in libraries and schools. Adults would be able to 'ask permission' to access such sites. From the article: "'Social networking sites, best known by the popular examples of MySpace, Friendster and Facebook, have literally exploded in popularity in just a few short years,' said Rep. Mike Fitzpatrick, a Pennsylvania Republican and one of DOPA's original sponsors. Now, he added, those Web sites 'have become a haven for online sexual predators who have made these corners of the Web their own virtual hunting ground.'"

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  1. Literally exploded? by dido · · Score: 5, Funny

    Strange I didn't hear a thing...

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    1. Re:Literally exploded? by escher · · Score: 4, Funny

      You see, the internet is a series of tubes. When you have enough fragments of social sites moving around, they clog up those tubes, preventing the porn images from coming through.

      They're only trying to save the internet for porn!

    2. Re:Literally exploded? by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Inconceivable!"

      I do not think that word means what you think it means...

      :-)

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    3. Re:Literally exploded? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because "literally" is a heckuva lot easier to type than "Although what follows is unlikely, it is exactly what I mean without metaphor"

    4. Re:Literally exploded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Has it been confirmed by Netcraft?

    5. Re:Literally exploded? by PagosaSam · · Score: 2, Funny

      Were those 12AX7 tubes?

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    6. Re:Literally exploded? by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 4, Funny

      My name is Inyego Montoya. You killed my language. Prepare to die!

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    7. Re:Literally exploded? by Orange+Crush · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pennsylvania is not the most powerful country in the world

      As if that wasn't embarassing enough, they're not even a country either!

    8. Re:Literally exploded? by ImTheDarkcyde · · Score: 2, Funny

      didn't you see? Amazon is a haven for sexual preditors...trying to sell you books!

  2. What a nice group to be in... by DrWho520 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If slashdot is grouped with MySpace does that mean we are also a haven for online sexual predators? Personally, I stick to making women my own uncomfortable.

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    1. Re:What a nice group to be in... by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Funny

      If slashdot is grouped with MySpace does that mean we are also a haven for online sexual predators?

      As many times as goatse has been posted around here, I'd say yes.

  3. Slashdot?? by HugePedlar · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...would bar users from accessing sites like Amazon, MySpace, or Slashdot.....[which] ....have become a haven for online sexual predators who have made these corners of the Web their own virtual hunting ground."

    Of course, because preteen girls are well known for associating themselves with this particular social network.

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    1. Re:Slashdot?? by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny
      preteen girls are well known for associating themselves with this particular social network.

      It must be all the ponies.

      -Eric

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    2. Re:Slashdot?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      OMG PWNIES??!?!!?!!1 a/s/l?

      xoxoxoxo!!! LOL

  4. Just for a second my heart sang by tehcyder · · Score: 5, Funny
    From TFA
    the popular examples of MySpace, Friendster and Facebook, have literally exploded
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  5. I met a predator here by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some weird guy (or gal?) who wanted to root my server.

    I was so scared ;)

    (S)he also said something about a basement, but that's when I went offline

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  6. In other news... by rizole · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...further laws are being passed to restrict childrens access to malls, public swimming baths, schools, streets and thier own homes in an attempt to minimise possible contact with peadophiles.
    An anonymous coward was quoted as saying; "Wont someone pleeasse think of the children."

  7. Re:Evil by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously this law just screams out to be abused. Who defines when a site is social? Does the Democratic party have a forum? I bet that makes them social enough to be blocked. On the other hand though they are blocking MySpace, so this law does have some redeeming qualities.

    Forgive me Congress, for I have sinned. I have had impure thoughts that you lot are trying to control the minds of the people. I was greatly disturbed to see the margin of passage as 410-15. But I see I was wrong now. Clearly the people cannot be allowed to think for themselves and anything they wish to do may be construed as a possible connection to the sinister. I beseech thee to absolve me of my moment of falling from grace.

    does the offering basket take PayPal?

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  8. Thank God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thank God! Now that we've banned access to social web sites and
    helped to solve the problem of sexual predators, we can get on with
    banning access to web sites that criticize the U.S. government so that
    we can finally get a handle on the terrorist threat.

  9. Help? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    My own sites tend to have text boxes for reader comments and guestbooks and things, does this make them havens for sexual predators? Because it'd be terribly unfair if underage kids could somehow get a date through my web presence while I still can't.

  10. Re:Overly broad. by drmarcj · · Score: 3, Funny

    I seem to recall a Supreme Court decision that overturned a similar bill that tried to force public libraries to install porn filters on computers. The court declared it the same brand of censorship as forbidding libraries from lending out certain types of books. Of course, I also seem recall my last visit to the LA Public Library, where a guy was grinning ear to ear as he surfed porn right there on a public terminal. The Library's solution was to install polarizing filters on the displays so that you couldn't accidentally see someone surfing porn (unless you were doing what I did, which was craning my neck to see what the guy was grinning about...) *Sigh*... Democracy at its finest.

  11. Re:Evil by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 2, Funny

    And what amazes me the most... Slashdot and sexual predators in the same article. C'mon! we're a bunch of nerds!! Has anyone seen a sexual predator here?

    Should I start to get scared? :P

  12. This Story... by eno2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...is an outright lie. Because it claims that the bill was primarily backed and created by Republicans. And Republicans are for LESS government, not more dammit!!!

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  13. slashdot = haven for sexual predators? by legal_asshole · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't imagine people are coming here to find people to have sex with... isn't this the haven for people society has determined nobody wants to have sex with you? ;)

    p.s. I'll show you my Commander, if you show me your Taco...

  14. David Cross said it best ... by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Dude, it was so funny I literally shit my pants!"

    "Well, what did you do?"

    "What do you mean, dude? I was laughing..."

    "I mean, what did you do with your shitty pants?"

    "No, dude, I didn't REALLY shit my pants, I LITERALLY shit my pants!"

    Cheers,
    Ari

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  15. Get yer tubes tied by Reziac · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, I see. They're going to give the internet a tubal ligation!!

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