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Matt Damon as Kirk in Star Trek XI?

GiggidyGiggidy writes "Our friends at IMDB.com are reporting that Matt Damon has been cast to play a young James T. Kirk in the new Star Trek Movie directed by J.J. Abrams. Is this the end of the Star Trek series we fans know and love, or the beginning of something bigger and better for the series?"

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  1. Re:Oh, Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Kirk: "Computer, analyze this sample."

    Chris Rock - Computer Voice: "Why don't you get off of your white cracker ass and analyze yourself it yo'self! Always putt'n the burden on the black computers!"

  2. Oh hell more prequel crap. by mrmeval · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Paramount can kiss my ass.

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    I'd go on a Vegan diet but the delivery time from Vega is too long. --brownkitty
  3. 78th (or so) post by YourMissionForToday · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mr. Spock loves the cock.

  4. Class-action lawsuit time by realmolo · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Seriously, the last few version of Norton Anti-Virus (and Internet Security) have bee SO bad, that I can't believe Norton hasn't been taken to court.

    I've seen BRAND-NEW machines, out-of-the-box, refuse to boot to Windows until Norton Internet Security/Anti-Virus was un-installed from Safe Mode. That is insane.

    Removing Norton products is the FIRST thing I do whenever I'm fixing a PC. Two-thirds of the time, that's all it takes to restore the machine to a working state. Some customers get pissed, and say "I just paid $80 for that at Best Buy!", and want me to put it back on. I tell them "Look, you can have a working computer, or you can have Norton Internet Security. You can't have both."

    It's just ridiculous. Sometimes I wonder if Best Buy and Symantec have some kind of deal where Symantec guarantees that their product will fuck up PCs, and Best Buy sells it so they can keep the "Geek Squad" in business.