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Dead Geek Icons Hitchhiking Across USA

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the one-way-to-travel dept.

pacopico writes "The Register has a mammoth story on a weird art/technology project. An artist has created five life-size wooden figures of Silicon Valley pioneers such as Hewlett and Packard and Intel founder Bob Noyce. These figures are supposed to hitchhike around the country and make their way from the East Coast to Silicon Valley. They're outfitted with GPS tracking systems, and you can watch them move via the web. It's all part of the ZeroOne art and science festival taking place next week in San Jose."

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  1. Beautifully weird by York+the+Mysterious · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a beautifully weird idea. It serves no real purpose except to have some fun and see what happens.

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    1. Re:Beautifully weird by Madcowz · · Score: 5, Informative

      Absolutely!

      This is just such a fantastic idea. We all love the excitement & intrigue of a journey, and sending these wooden people out on their own with only the hope that the public helps them on their way must be both exciting and slightly nerve racking for the artist. Almost like a father letting his children free to roam.

      It reminds me of http://www.bookcrossing.com/ where you set a book free by giving it to someone or leaving it on a bus or train (don't try this with a plane, they are a little jumpy about this) and the idea is that someone picks it up, reads your note and enters the details on the site. You can then track your book's journey.

      I wish this art project all the best and love the juxtaposition of materials used in its construction

    2. Re:Beautifully weird by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is absolutely OT, but you mentioned leaving books on a train. Twice in the last several months, distracted, I left a library books on a subway. Now I live in Chicago, where although people are pretty decent, the law of "finders keepers" is held sacred. In both cases, when I went to the library to man up and pay for those lost books, the librarian told me that the book had been returned. I was on a train line that is not particularly close to a library branch. The idea that someone out there, probably two different someones, would be decent enough to tote a stranger's book to the library without thought of reward or even thanks amazes me and warms my heart. It's actually made me behave a little differently in the same situation. I found a really nice cellular phone on the back seat of a cab the other day. The menu language was set to Spanish, not one I speak, and I went through considerable hassle to call the various people on the contacts list and after 8 calls I finally found out who owned the phone, a man from Washington D.C. I got his address and FedEx'd the phone to him. Before the library book incident, I might not have gone through the trouble. Decency can be viral, apparently.

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  2. A chair for Mr. Ballmer.... by jkrise · · Score: 3, Funny

    From TFA: Many of you CEOs and top engineers out there are no doubt wondering - am I willing to be made out of wood? Well, you might not have any choice should Mike Mosher, Julie Newdoll, Jim Pallas and Mario Wolczko hear of your accomplishments.

    Given Mr. Ballmer's accomplishments as a CEO and now Acting Chair-man, he's sure to be nominated for the honour. It would be a waste of good wood however, one feels, given his bulk. Would a Wooden Chair be a good enough substitute?

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    1. Re:A chair for Mr. Ballmer.... by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't feel like reading that massive article, aside from the GPS, can someone tell me how they ensure that these things get across America safely? I imagine these things will make fun targets to get run over, stolen, or shot at by some numbskulls. Though I am willing to do all three if it was Mr. Ballmer.

    2. Re:A chair for Mr. Ballmer.... by kfg · · Score: 3, Informative

      . . .can someone tell me how they ensure that these things get across America safely?

      They don't. In fact the article notes that previous, non GPS, versions typically disappear.

      KFG

  3. Where is the life-sized Ron Jeremy doll... by SensitiveMale · · Score: 5, Funny

    So Penthouse letters can get a few entries.

    "Dear Penthouse Letters, I know you'll never believe this, but I was driving to work, when I saw Ron Jeremy hitchhiking. After I pulled over to the shoulder, I could see he was VERY excited to see me, a 5' 10", 140 lbs. blonde woman with huge breasts, and my bi-curious Asian girlfriend Mia, who just had breast augmentation surgery as well. We had just opened up a second bottle of tequila when "wooden" Ron, in more ways than one!, got in the back seat with Mia.

    1. Re:Where is the life-sized Ron Jeremy doll... by defaultXIX · · Score: 2, Funny

      I never really thought of Ron Jeremy as a "Geek Icon", but then, maybe you are onto something.

  4. Obligatory Pulp Fiction reference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Did you see a sign that said Dead Geek Transportation? No? Do you know why you didn't see a sign that said Dead Geek Transportation?... ...BECAUSE THERE IS NO SIGN! Now put that wooden cutout back on the side of the road so we can have a little room in the back seat again."

  5. Hitchhiking by Schmig · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hitchhiked the length and breadth of Ireland as a teenager. In other for these inanimate hitchers to have a genuine experience, drivers should live up to their obligations and:

    - Inaudibly admonish/curse at them through the windshield.
    - Stop 10 feet away and then wheelspin away at the last moment, veering wildly.
    - Swing planks of wood out of the passenger window at high speed in an effort to decapitate the hitchers (I made the mistake of hitching outside Limerick City *once*).
    - Drive them to some mountainous vista, stop the car, and lecture them for 1 hour about the end of the world (I made the mistake of taking a lift from a Jehova Witness *once*).
    - Make signs indicating that they are going in impossible directions (i.e. taking a left turn off a precipitous 12 mile mountain pass).

    It's a dead practice in Ireland now, which saddens me. Anyway those hitchers should NOT make it to wherever they're going. For one thing, they can't duck.

    1. Re:Hitchhiking by Denial93 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyway those hitchers should NOT make it to wherever they're going. For one thing, they can't duck.

      Worse, it is legal to just keep them.

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  6. Re:They need by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They need to get a day job

    Why?

    and make their regularly schedule appointments to their mental health doctors.

    I pity you in your drab world.

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  7. The Hitcher by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the early 1990s, I picked up a weird old guy, with long hair/beard and fingernails but exremely clean, in the late dark of night in the Santa Cruz (CA) mountains. He wanted a ride to the beach, so I took him over on my way home. He was pretty quiet at first, but as we passed the airport on US1 outside Half Moon Bay he started talking aircraft. And movies - he knew all these backstories from the "Golden Age", up until the mid 1960s. When we got to politics, he muttered "Nixon" and clammed up again. I dropped him off and lost him in the dunes near the pier. He was the most articulate and most fastidious bum I ever picked up, so I thought about him from time to time after that.

    Boy was I surprised to see Leonardo Di Caprio playing him in a movie on cable this Spring.

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