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The Doom of Wired Peripherals

techie writes "Is the doom of wired peripherals near? According to an article on CoolTechZone.com, it sure seems that way and Apple is leading the way. Quote: "Device cables are becoming a thing of the past, and that development couldn't come soon enough. We're ready to unplug, and we want to make the most of it. Apple has recognized this desire for consolidation and the benefits of a wireless lifestyle, and they've reacted effectively. When the iMac was first introduced, people went gaga over the fact that the monitor, computer, and speakers were all in one enclosure, thus eliminating the need for two bulky pieces of hardware and multiple cables. Just when you thought that was incredible enough, WiFi comes along and gives us blazingly fast Internet connections through the air, and Bluetooth rises up to allow all of our devices to sync with one another and the operating system without any wires."

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  1. Not quite by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll jump on the bandwagon when we can get rid of the power cable. When is power over wireless coming to computer peripherals?

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    1. Re:Not quite by Random+Destruction · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed, my electric toothbrush has used this technology for years.
      Get with the times, Apple and others.

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    2. Re:Not quite by discord5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can see the headlines already: Mankind Harnasses Power of Lightning Operating computers may be dangerous to your health

    3. Re:Not quite by Cyphax · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can't wait until all my electrical devices can be powered via wireless electricity. It'll just suck if you accidentally get in the way of the electricity. The TV will go black, and you'll get electrocuted. Possibly the rest of your household will find the latter more entertaining, and it also works great against burglars if your setup is any strategical (TV by one window, stereo by another, and so on). There, the drawbacks already negated.

    4. Re:Not quite by andrewman327 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Remember, your computer must be traveling at exactly 88 miles per hour for it to work!

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    5. Re:Not quite by russ1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I too, look foward to the gigantic electric and magnetic induction fields.... while damage to cells from mobile-phones is 'inconclusive', the large electric and magnetic fields required to wirelessly transmit 500 watts to your alienware might cause that mutation i'm after...

    6. Re:Not quite by Loconut1389 · · Score: 5, Funny

      brings new meaning to "Alienware", doesn't it?

  2. "blazingly fast" by pr0nbot · · Score: 4, Funny

    WiFi comes along and gives us blazingly fast Internet connections

    My internet connection over wired ethernet - 512Kbps

    My internet connection over WiFi - 512Kbps

    Wtf are they talking about?

    BTW If you're chortling at my paltry ADSL speed -- which is the most I can get where I live -- do bear in mind that I live in remote, leafy... central London.

  3. Re:The paranoid still want wires. by discord5 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Besides, if I want wireless, there are 5-6 of the free linksys ssid's near by.

    Oh hi neighbour... I was checking my network traffic yesterday, and I just want to ask you one thing: sexyponies.com ?

  4. The USB toothbrush by krell · · Score: 2, Funny

    "USB is great because it's a) universal ....(think Braun toothbrushes) becomes"

    Those USB toothbrushes are way kewl. Last week once, after I brushed my teeth, I got an email from a dental student in Thailand warning me about possible weakened enamel in one of my top molars.

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  5. Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that Wired magazine will become obsolete?

  6. A word from Wonko the Sane by krell · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It was when I found a wireless bluetooth toothpick in a Sharper Image catalog... That was when I decided to build the asylum."

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  7. Re:Had a wireless mouse... by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny
    I had a wireless mouse

    He lived in a wireless house

    He had a wireless wife

    Who lived a wireless life

    He had a wireless son

    Who had much wireless fun

    He typed 1000 lines

    To produce this stupid rhyme

    -Eric

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  8. Re:Had a wireless mouse... by Excors · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've got an MX1000 (which is really quite nice, and I even use it left-handed) which recharges when you stick it in the base station. The only problem is that I now have two cables, where a wired mouse would have one – there's the USB from the base station to the computer, plus a power cable from the wall to the base station. It doesn't help the tangled-cables-under-the-desk problem at all. But it's far more practical than a wired mouse for clubbing people on the head.

  9. Re:Wireless ____ sucks by tashanna · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darn right. I have enough problems with USB slowing down my typing and mousing. 12 mbit / sec is hardly enough, especially when I run out of ports and have to use a hub for my keyboard AND mouse. I wouldn't know what to do if I had to give up throughput just for the supposed convenience of a wireless mouse or keyboard.

    - Tash