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Making the World's Fastest Kayak

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the love-boats dept.

bart_scriv writes "BusinessWeek looks at the world's fastest kayak, which floats over the water rather than nosing through waves like more typical boats. Named 'Little Wing' for the fore and aft wings that add stability, the kayak is the creation of Ted Warren. An MIT-educated engineer, Warren 'played around for three years with 3-D wire mesh designs on his PC, crunching the numbers for speed and stability, then started building actual models to test in the waters near his Massachusetts home.'"

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  1. Not the fastest with me in it by jeremymiles · · Score: 5, Funny
    It isn't going to float over the water in such a delicate fashion when you put 225 pounds of me in it.

    Still, at least the water might not slosh over the side, and into the kayak itself (or worse, the nose bury itself so deep in a wave that it comes over the front).

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    1. Re:Not the fastest with me in it by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

      the rubber sphincter should be tight enough that water cannot get in.

      That's why the Goatse Class kayaks never really caught on.

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  2. Aftermarket enhancements for the kayak by Erectile+Dysfunction · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The addition of the fore and aft wings was a sound decision that earned the kayak approximately an extra 50HP," a California Institute of Technology professor of Aerodynamical Engineering commented adding, "but I am really eager to get one of this into my lab to see how much performance I can squeeze out by adding reducing the coefficient of drag with racing stripes and aft flames as well as introducing a chrome muffler to increase performance by another 25HP."

  3. fastest? by ceejayoz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm guessing this one is faster. :-p

  4. Re:But can it go... by ChetOS.net · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, but can it run Linux?

    That is the real question.

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  5. Wow by VonSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps next he can put that world class education to really important stuff like lighter golf clubs or more aerodynamic bowling balls.