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An 'Ethical Hacker' On Protecting Your Identity

qwqwss writes "Canada.com is running an article by Terry Cutler, a 'certified Ethical Hacker', who wants to get the word out to people on protecting their identities from a growing number of risks. The piece covers shopping online, keeping your personal information contained, and avenues of inquiry if your identity is stolen."

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  1. I don't even have to read the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The trick to not worrying about identity theft is to have horrible credit and just about $0 in the bank. I've never got to worry about somebody using my identity. Hell, my identity doesn't even do me any good.

    1. Re:I don't even have to read the article... by ConsumerOfMany · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is also a great way to make sure you never have a girlfriend or not have the choice to be one of those old people greeting me at walmart when they should be playing golf...

    2. Re:I don't even have to read the article... by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Somebody stole my identity once, but a week later I found it lying on my doorstep with a note of sympathy pinned to its blanket.

      KFG

  2. Get your CEH creditial now! by Itninja · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently, 'certifed ethical hacker' is an actual cert one can get. But I don't think I would the term 'hacker' to appear anywhere on my resume. Unless I was trying to get a job with some black hat pseudo legal firm...that'd been sweet.

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  3. Buy a shredder by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, it's fun to shred stuff...

    Just don't ever allow your kids to shred anything, even once. If you do, you may find yourself re-filling your taxes, one piece of sellotape at a time.

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  4. Re:How does one judge "ethical"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, "ethical" is determined by questions 7, 12, and 30-42 of the ethical hacker certification test. ;)

  5. Re:well.. by Pollardito · · Score: 4, Funny

    how do i know you verified it on Google and aren't just a co-conspirator with the person that posted the first number?

  6. Re:Hiding your credit report by paeanblack · · Score: 3, Funny

    The root of the problem:

    A: Hi! I'd like to open a line of credit.
    B: What's your name.
    A: John Smith
    B: There are alot of John Smith's, could you be more specific?
    A: John Smith from New York, New York.
    B: Sigh. That doesn't really help.
    A: Well, how then?
    B: Give us a publicly known number that refers to you and you alone.
    A: My Social Security Number is 012-34-5678
    B: Fine. Now I need to prove I'm actually talking to John Smith, 012-34-5678
    A: How?
    B: Tell us a number that only you know and would never, ever, tell anyone else.
    A: My Social Security Number is 012-34-5678
    B: Meh, I guess that's good enough. Have fun with your new credit card.

  7. Re:Hiding your credit report by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Funny
    the government is poisoning your cheerios....the government is poisning your cheerios
    So that's why they float there, all lifeless in my milk!!!
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    When information is power, privacy is freedom.
  8. Re:similar tips for highly mobile (homeless) peopl by sgt_doom · · Score: 2, Funny

    What I can't figure out is how did you know that Computerworld is the preferred reading material of the homeless?????

  9. Re:well.. by BaltikaTroika · · Score: 5, Funny

    The phone number works. Some Nigerian guy answered the phone. After taking my personal information, he offered me this great deal where I just have to let him use my bank account and he'll give me 40% of some dead guy's 20 million dollar estate.

  10. Re:well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He's cool, I checked him out on Google. He seems legit.

  11. Re:well.. by holdenholden · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did you mean you googled him or you Googled him?

  12. Re:well.. by bcat24 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I looked him up on Google, I don't think he's in cahoots with him who's in cahoots with the phone number guy.