Our Moon Could Become a Planet
anthemaniac writes "Earth's moon is drifting away from us more than an inch every year. In a few billion years, if the system survives, the moon would be reclassified as a planet under the new IAU definition. You gotta wonder if the astronomers who dreamed this definition up had thought of that."
If you change the attributes, the very defining characteristics of something, and you have to rename it? Wow! What a concept. Then I wonder what would be an appropriate name for the Republican Party!
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact