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Weird Al Says 'Don't Download This Song'
Kazzahdrane writes "Known geek and comedy singer/songwriter Weird Al Yankovic has released the first song from his new album 'Straight Outta Lynwood' for free on his MySpace page. The track is entitled 'Don't Download This Song' and tells of the dangers of illegally downloading music from filesharing sites." His MySpace page is most excellent. "Hi. Al here. No, really, it's Al. Seriously. What, you don't believe me? Go ahead, check weirdal.com. Hit the MySpace link. See if it brings you right back to this page. Go ahead. I'll wait. See? It's really me. I should point out... this means that conversely, all those other people on MySpace who are claiming to be me or implying that they are me... are definitely NOT me. I'm sure they're very nice people... they're just not 'Weird Al' Yankovic. I assure you."
I was still in High School, I had a big cock and was horny all the time, jerked off at least 3 times a day. My body is small and slim with very little hair, 5"4",125lbs. My fat cut 7" cock looked huge on me. I had been jerking off thinking about gay sex lately, I was very turned on by the fantasy of having sex with an older man, and having a cock in my ass.
I got a job working after school and weekends at a antique shop, it was ran by 2 older gay gentleman, very nice gentleman who were always flirting and teasing me. An older very distinguished looking handsome customer came in the store, he was a silver haired fox who looked like he had money.
The owners knew him well, he bought a small end table and asked the owners if I could help him unload it at his house, I thought this was kind of suspicous since it didn't weigh much but my horniness and curiousity made me jump at the chance. We rode in his SUV to a big house in a ritzy neighborhood and I carried the end table into his house. He gave me a tour, it was huge and very nice, there was an indoor hot tub and he asked me if I wanted to soak for a while, I told him I didn't have a swim suit and he laughed and told me I could go without, he always did.
I was getting turned on so I started to undress, my tank top came off first and my back was turned to him and I pulled down my cutoffs, no underwear and bent over to finish removing my cutoffs, it was a turn on to expose my ass to him, he watched me climb into the hot tub, my cock was rock hard. I watched him take off his shirt, he had a sexy chest covered with silver hair, he pulled down his pants and underwear in one motion exposing a beautiful 8" cut cock, very fat. We sat in the tub for five minutes talking, he asked me if I wanted a massage, I moved over close to him with my back to him and sort of sat on his lap, I could feel that big cock, I started moving my ass around until it was between my cheeks, I moved up and down, it felt so hot, made my asshole spasm. He was rubbing my shoulders and back, he reached around and started massaging my inner thighs making my cock twitch, finally he started stroking my cock, I was so turned on it was all I could do not to cum. He had me stand up and started tonguing my ass while stroking my cock, I was in pleasure overload and exploded cum after about two minutes of this.
We went into his bedroom, still naked and dried off, he put his hands on my shoulders and gently pushed me to my knees, grabbed the back of my head and guided me to his cock. I sucked on it hungrily feeling it get harder in my mouth, when he was rock hard he guided me to the bed and had me lay on my stomach. He ate my ass again this time harder, getting his tongue up inside me, this made my cock hard again, I relaxed and felt my boypussie open up. Next he slowly inserted one of his fingers , it kind of hurt at first but then I started to love the feeling. Two fingers was next with some lube, he two finger fucked me for along time, I loved how it felt, like I was getting stretched. I was moaning and moving my ass up and down.
He stopped and put his big cock back in my mouth, I sucked him for maybe a minute and he pulled out and rolled on a condom, had me get down doggie style got behind me and pushed that big cock head against my tight hole. He slowly pushed, I thought it was to big and would never fit, all of a sudden it popped in, the sensation took my breath away, it felt so huge and it hurt a little, but I was starting to relax and it was feeling better by the second.
He slowly pushed in until he was deep inside me and moved in and out very slowly to start with, it still burned but the thought of getting fucked, having a big cock inside me was such a turn on.
He fucked me for a long time, after I got used to it and fully relaxed the feeling was pure pleasure. My cock was rock hard.
The pace got faster and harder, finally I came again, without even touching my cock, such intense pleasure. He came and stayed inside me, I layed flat on my stomch with him still inside me, he slowly went limp, slipped out of me and rolled off me.
...sailing the sausage seas!
Interesting how he assumes that most people would want to download his music.
"Thanks for all the money you paid to us. We've used it to buy off ISO among other things" -Microsoft
*BSD but FreeBSD are 7000 users lube or we sell3 You aal is to let MAY WELL REMAIN backwards. To the
Chocked full of DRM-won't-play-on-anything bullshit. I personally blame the label, but Al was noted as being "anti-download" for a long time now. This is just him trying to win back the thousands of fans who couldn't play his last CD in anything except a computer. / For shame
Downloaded it.
Does anyone think he is a sellout now?
Dance Dance Revolution.
Here's what you can do so it won't bother you anymore.
Go find a cliff or a bridge somewhere, then take your entire fucktarded family.
Once there, have all of them jump off to their deaths, and after that jump to your's.
Then it won't bother you anymore and we won't have to put up with your bitching.
I did more than that, I listened to his fucking song. It is no different than those bitches Madonna and metallica. A lot of other artists are the same fucking way. Personall, all artists that bitch about someone 'stealing' their music should do as I suggested to Fucktard Al-AKA 'Weird' Al.
He is wrong, this type of fear mongoring hiding as a humor is just pathetic. His comparision in the song is ridiclus, it also smells like he don't know anything about computer and how they can help him to become more faimus. Also, according to myspace TOS, myspace is now free to do whatever it wants with his song. He got owned hard.
Don't download this song.mp3
MAKING IT WORTH BUYING instead of at RIAA gunpoint?!
No, you see, you pay taxes at gun point. You do not buy a CD at Wal-Mart at gunpoint. Got it?
This is why your side will never be taken seriously. You think you're in the majority and are clueless about why anyone could disagree with you. But your inability to make a coherent argument and disdain for .... common sense? leaves you clowns in the loud, angry, shrinking minority every time.
Oh look. Another self-righteous cunt who misses the joke and thinks he knows where I stand on so-called "important" issues.
Kindly kill yourself. No one loves you.
WTF, you say they hear it because they shift the frequencies, then you say they can't. Which way is it?!
Surely it's BS anyway.
I was hoping you would loose it more with the Jesus reference. Can you try again? Maybe if I put it in bold font?
do my 8 year old 2.1 kinyo speakers care?