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Heroic IT Dept Less Likely to Steal... Lunches?
An anonymous reader writes "According to an article in the Houston Chronicle concerning lunch theft, people from IT are least likely to steal lunches because they are a "hero department." The most likely? Accounting and Customer-Support... "
Um, you find that suprising? Christians are generally the most self important fuckers on the planet. Much more likely to steal than anybody else.
You are a douchebag. That's why you can't keep a job and are still making low-5s. Someone gives you a job, puts food on your table, and you don't appreciate it or give them any loyalty. Instead, you steal anything not nailed down. Parasites like you don't contribute anything - the world would be better off if you died in a plane crash.
Think about it - if you died now, your impact on the world would be that fewer people got ripped of. That's a sterling fucking legacy - you should put that on your tombstone.
BTW, I don't want to hear anything about how you were screwed over, and that's what led you to your life of crime against the corporate culture. It doesn't matter. Everyone has been fucked by business. When that happens, a successful person learns a little bit, vows never to have it happen again, and keeps a list of every person whose grave he's going to piss on later in life. Loosers turn into little shits like yourself.
So that explanation does not really make sense.
Yeah but you know, every corporate manager needs apologists so they can keep fucking everyone over.
Business isn't willing to pay for products, innovation and careers, so we get brands, mortgage commercials and layoffs.
Funny, neoconservatives constantly accuse the working class of feeling entitled (and to frivolities like health care, not dying in stupid foreign wars, and getting to actually elect the president, no less!) And yet it's the CEOs and other super-rich people that expect a bunch of extra favours from society.