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No Crysis for EA or Consoles

There was a lot of buzz this weekend about the possibility that EA would be buying Crytek, the company currently working on the uber-shiny Crysis PC game. IGN checked in with the mammoth publisher and, at least according to EA, there are no plans for Crytek to join the EA family. Crytek did have some news to share at the Leipzig Games Convention, though: Crysis won't be on the next-gen consoles. It's just too intensive for even the likes of the 360 or PS3, apparently.

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  1. White Men Have All 4 Heavyweight Titles! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    (8/17/06) All four heavyweight titles are securely in the hands of white
    boxers. Since the anti-white Caste System media is reluctant to talk about
    it, let Caste Football review the situation for you.

    Last Saturday, Ukranian Oleg Maskaev spent 12 rounds pounding on the last
    "Great Black Hype," Hasim Rahman, before rocking him with a combination
    and sending the over-rated fighter to the canvas to win the last belt that
    was not in the hands of the people to whom it rightly belongs. Maskaev is
    a rock-solid slugger who beat Rahman a few years before. He is 37 years
    old, the same age that Muhammad Ali and Joe Louis "should" have retired
    at, instead of getting whipped and brain damaged.

    Maskaev however, is from tougher stock. As it turns out he fought with an
    undisclosed back injury which might have kept him from ending this fight
    earlier. Maskaev proved that he is one of the top fighters in the game.
    And note that when we say "top" fighters, we mean WHITE fighters.

    About a month ago Wladimir Klitschko hammered the top-rated black
    contender Chris Byrd into submission in a mismatched heavyweight title
    fight. Again it was the second time that Klitschko had to dispense of
    Byrd, having beaten him in much the same manner a couple of years ago.
    Apparently black fighters and their fans can only be convinced that they
    are inferior as boxers after getting their butts kicked twice. Klitschko
    is a powerfully built fighting machine that may be the best fighter to
    come along since Rocky Marciano - oops, correction, there was one fighter
    better, his brother Vitali Klitschko, who was the most dominant fighter of
    our era before being forced to retire due to injury.

    In April, Sergei "The White Wolf" Liakhovich dominated his WBO title fight
    and won a hard-fought but unanimous decision over Lamon Brewster.
    Liakhovich pounded and bloodied Brewster, taking advantage of the
    unfortunate tendency of black fighters to bleed when white boxers smash
    their fists into their faces dozens of times.

    Nicolay Valuev, a 7 foot, 320 lb Russian, defeated John Ruiz last December
    to win the WBA title. Valuev is a huge hulking man that intimidates as
    much with his presence as his skills. He has taken advantage of his
    enormous size to dispatch a number of quality opponents, although Ruiz was
    not one of them. He has worked his way through the short list of black
    contenders and most likely will have to fight another white boxer in his
    next big match to have any competition at all.

    Clearly, white boxers have superior natural skills to their African
    challengers. It is well known that white athletes are stronger since all
    significant weight lifting records are held by white men. White men also
    have better spacial cognition skills, which is the ability to hit a moving
    target, and are of course smarter as a matter of genetics. These qualities
    more than offset the advantages of the Negro's thicker skull and longer
    reach. Blacks, though, generally run faster which helps them escape from
    the ring when they are being pummeled by a white fighter.

    Oh the wailing and gnashing of teeth that is going on in the media and on
    black websites, and among white fans that worship everything black, about
    the current state of affairs, where black heavyweight fighters carry the
    same reputation as the 1962 New York Mets - LOSERS! Black boxers are
    getting beaten down by every white fighter in the game. I hear that
    Muhammad Ali is speechless. Rumor has it that Don King's hair is starting
    to go straight.

    There is no relief in sight either. The only black heavyweight boxer of
    any repute that has not been slapped down by a white boxer is James Toney.
    Fat, lazy, trash-talking James Toney, who is still ducking white fighters
    like a convict dodging bloodhounds. He still insults white boxers but from
    a safe distance (meaning outside of a boxing ring).

    Until then we may have to watch our white brothers f