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Microsoft [to patent] Verb Conjugation

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the [to-give]-me-a-break dept.

streepje writes "Here [to be] the latest egregious patent application. Microsoft [to be] [to apply] for a patent for [to conjugate] verbs. Future postings [to look] like this."

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  1. Re:Already been invented. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    1) Microsoft sucks.

    2) Microsoft is sucking.

    3) Microsoft has sucked.

    4) Microsoft has been sucking.

    5) Microsoft will suck.

    6) Microsoft will have sucked.