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Microsoft [to patent] Verb Conjugation

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the [to-give]-me-a-break dept.

streepje writes "Here [to be] the latest egregious patent application. Microsoft [to be] [to apply] for a patent for [to conjugate] verbs. Future postings [to look] like this."

2 of 382 comments (clear)

  1. It's a feature. by nevergleam · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes, because they are actually patenting and charging almost the entire human race royalties to conjugate verbs.

    Read it again.

  2. Fuck Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    And while I'm in a bad mood today, Fuck America too. Someone really needs to slap some sense into you cunts.
    You're an apathetic bunch of fat losers who mouth off about justice and freedom but in reality you are
    weak, lazy and smug, and it will be your undoing. Get off that sofa and take control of your lives.