Amazon Unbox Video Store Launches
andrewl6097 writes "Amazon.com has launched it's Amazon Unbox video store. Looks like about 1300 movies and 350 tv series, at $9.99 and up for movies and $1.99 per TV episode. Downloads come with a DVD quality version and a version more appropriate for portable players (using Windows DRM). Also, videos can be re-downloaded from your Amazon media library. Cool!"
The phrase "If your device is Plays for Sure compliant it may work," is quite amusing.
... but it might not ... great stuff! ;-)
So the device claims to play for sure
Yeah, as a faithful open source fan and reader of Slashdot, there is no way I'm ever going to support this DRM-infested crap! They may take our lives, but they cannot take our freedom!!!
Now pardon me while I go back to buying stuff from iTunes...
Wow. I didn't think the kind of people who say "micro$hit" actually existed. I always thought they were a myth, to scare kids with.
I would like to point out that when I looked at the website, the top ten downloads included:
#5 Firefly
#6 Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the Funhouse Mystery
#8 Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the Volcano Mystery
This proves beyond a shadow of doubt that Slashdot users are a significant part of the early adoption crowd.
FairTax baby!
"Tell me (slash-dotter)... what good is a (VIDEO) if you're unable to (PLAY IT ON LINUX BOXES)"
ELOI, ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI!?
Dang, man, were you trained by the Bene Gesserit or a Tleilaxu grown mentat ? I'm impressed.
his prada-bindu bindings are complete, he has transcended all forms.
I love it...
From the description about supported devices:
If your device is Plays for Sure compliant it may work, but we cannot guarantee performance on untested devices. (Emphasis mine.)
Dude, so if all of those people with "Plays for Sure" players will send me 20 bucks now, I'll send them 25 on Monday. For Sure!
If you don't know what AltaVista is (was), get off my lawn.
he was using the operator. Yes, the one at the other end of the phone.
Suck a lemon?
At the speed I am getting on a download the DVD would be here first.
It gets better:
Unfortunately, our Amazon Unbox video downloads are not compatible with Apple / MacIntosh hardware and computer systems.
MacIntosh. Yeah.
I also found this funny:
One hour of programming is roughly equal to one gigabyte (1 GB) of file space on your computer... 1-hour TV episode=1.2GB
And the finale:
Some videos encoded with 5.1 surround sound do not sound as good as possible if your PC's sound settings are not configured properly.
Ya think!?!?
I think Amazon's PR department has added the apostrophe after careful reading of /. posting style so as not to alienate the readers (except for the minority that is either foreign or somehow managed to learn English despite being schooled in the US). I think it's quite slick.
May contain traces of nut.
Made from the freshest electrons.
That will teach me to doubt Apple. Much appreciated. One reset a year sounds fair.
;)
Best get to my Shrine of Jobs, say a few "Hail Steve"'s and make a quick sacrifice - do you think the blood of 1 or 2 MSCEs will suffice?
Scared of flying, pointy things snce 1979!