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Outré USB Gadgets

PreacherTom writes, "We've all connected a myriad of useful things to USB ports: flash drives, printers, webcams. How about a vacuum cleaner? Pair of heated gloves? Anti-cubicle missile system? Joseph Pisani offers a listing of some of the most creative USB-controlled gadgets available, and includes a slide show of the most popular."

14 of 102 comments (clear)

  1. Give me more power, Scotty! by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

    I knew there was a reason Intel invested $6 bln in R&D last year: so I'd have plenty of power left over to run my USB nose hair trimmer.

  2. iBrator by diablo-d3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, there is always the iBrator, the most, uh, "friendly" of USB devices.

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    Patrick "Diablo-D3" McFarland || http://AdTerrasPerAspera.com
  3. Re:USB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's what you get for being a Windows Fan-boy.

    I know, I know: {groan}

  4. Realdoll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Realdoll was the best, at least until the time I left it plugged in while playing Quake.

  5. Re:I Gotta Get Me One Of These... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What they need now is a cubicle missile defense system. Let the cubicle arms war start!

  6. Re:USB by uncle_riley · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Linux USB fan drivers are still in beta I'm sure

  7. Re:Stuff that just uses power shouldn't count by Qadesh · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am so disappointed. I thought the vacuum cleaner would connect via the usb to a plan of the house and do the vacuuming for me.

  8. Re:USB by miro+f · · Score: 2, Funny

    in your haste to notify the GP of the fact that the GGP was a joke, you failed to realise that he was simply replying to the joke with a joke of his own

    oh sorry, I forgot this is slashdot... I mean:

          <-- joke

        o
      -+- <-- you
        ^

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    being vague is almost as cool as doing that other thing...
  9. Re:USB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course, Linux doesn't need fans when it has rabid zealots.

    Go on, mod me down, but you know it's true.

  10. Personal Protection by Ben+Jackson · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want a USB Bayonet.

  11. Re:USB by name*censored* · · Score: 2, Funny

    hahaha, did you mean, through Windows (tm) or through windows (is it open or did someone polish the glass really well?)

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    Commodore64_love: I don't comprehend people who're so frightened of death that they'll bankrupt themselves to stay alive
  12. Fondu by TheGreatOrangePeel · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm amazed that the USB Fondu pot didn't make the list!

  13. Wow, nobody yet mentioned this thing? by SEE · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, sure, there was a reference to the fictional iBrator, but this is real.

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