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DHS Publishes Report on Operation Cyberstorm

uniquebydegrees writes "InfoWorld reports that the Department of Homeland Security has released the findings of Operation Cyber Storm, a large-scale simulation of combined cyber-physical attacks on U.S. critical infrastructure. From the article: 'According to DHS, "observers noted that players had difficulty ascertaining what organizations and whom within those organizations to contact when there was no previously established relationship or pre-determined plans for response coordination and risk assessments/mitigation. There was a general recognition of the difficulties organizations faced when attempting to establish trust with unfamiliar organizations during time of crisis."'"

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  1. Translated from bureaucrat to English by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
    Bureaucrat:

    > "observers noted that players had difficulty ascertaining what organizations and whom within those organizations to contact when there was no previously established relationship or pre-determined plans for response coordination and risk assessments/mitigation. There was a general recognition of the difficulties organizations faced when attempting to establish trust with unfamiliar organizations during time of crisis."

    English:

    "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up."

  2. Re:Sounds Interesting by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't want an effective Secret Police.

    It wasn't what the U.S. signed on for in 1776 or 1789.

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  3. Re:Ah! I thought it meant... by legoburner · · Score: 2, Funny

    you forgot 'Needs more funding for conclusive results'. Go bureaucracy!

  4. I presume I wasn't the only one who misread... by the_tsi · · Score: 3, Funny

    "DHS Publishes Report on Operation Cybertron"

    The terrorists are after our energon cubes.

  5. So You're Saying It Was A ClusterFuck? by littlewink · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sometimes it helps to simplify.