"How to Talk Like a Pirate" Film
An arrr-nonymous reader writes, "With International Talk Like a Pirate Day mere days away, it's best to be prepared with this high-school film reel 'for the less nautically inclined among us.'" Dave Barry gave momentum to this international movement. You'll have to decide for yourself which of talklikeapirate.com or talklikeapirateday.com more accurately conveys the genuine holiday spirit.
...arrr!
Circumcision is child abuse.
I get to wear an eye patch and call myself an internet pirate? It's the RIAA's dream! Think of all the lawsuit revenue!
So anyway, I pwned some warez, but new games are teh sux. I used emule to rip some complete albums for a friend, and while I was at it: I grabbed some gameboy advanced roms. And I did it all at Panera's Bread so the RIAA can't trace me.
God spoke to me.
"Arg, homey, that bitch could shiver me timber!"
Excuse me, I have to run to the bathroom.
Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
As every loyal Pastafarian knows, the Flying Spaghetti Monster considers all things piratical blessed and holy.
Furthermore, it is clearly the case that the decline in pirates over the years has lead to a huge increase in global warming and other distasters. Only by promoting the pirate and his way of life can we hope to save this beautiful planet of ours!
"Whether or not you believe me, I'm right" -RWF