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iPod Users Buy CDs, Shun iTunes
twitter writes, "The BBC's summarizes a Jupiter Research study, 'iPod fans shunning iTunes store.' From the article: '83% of iPod owners do not buy digital music regularly... only 5% of the music on an iPod will be bought from online music stores. The rest will be from CDs the owner of an MP3 player already has or tracks they have downloaded from file-sharing sites... [T]he only salient characteristic shared by all owners of portable music players was that they were more likely to buy more music — especially CDs.' This is despite years of iTunes promotion and apparent success. Given the outright failure of other music services, it is clear that users prefer DRM-free music, and are willing to pay for it and take the trouble to rip it."
fucking first post
rob levin is a fucking jewprank
fuck
shit on him
WHAT?! NO GRAVY?
Now this is a story all about how
Rob Levin got flipped turned upside down
Now wait a little minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how lilo got hit by a victoria-crown
In Houston, Texas born in raised
On irc is where he spent most of his days
Maxin relaxin and chillin all cool
And making a bunch of stupid freenode rules
When a couple of cars, they were up to no good
Started drivin round in his neighborhood
He got in one little collision and his aspies got scared
Said you're moving into the six-feet-underground
I whistled for a hearse and when it came near
The liscense plate said YHBT and it was driven by weev
If anything I could say this hearse was rare
But I said nah forget it, you've been ruined
GNAA suspected in death of Rob Levin
Mad Virii (GNAP) Washington, DC - In a baffling move that sent shockwaves throughout the anuses of gay niggers everywhere, federal officials investigating the death of Freenode administrator and posterboy Rob Levin have recently announced clues that seem to assign blame towards the Gay Nigger Association of America.
An announcement of his death was transmitted as a Global Notice across the Freenode network, on September 17 at 06:18 JST:
06:18 -christel(i=christel@freenode/staff/gentoo.christe l)- [Global Notice] On the 12th September Rob Levin, known to many as Freenode's lilo, was hit by a car while riding his bike. He suffered head injuries and passed away in hospital on the 16th. For more information please visit #freenode-announce
"It seems that the bike was impacted by a large pink bus in the shape of a hypodermic phallus," an inside source stated. "Levin's carcass was penetrated anally by the hood ornament, and it took a team of coroners to remove the several gallons of what could only be described as seminal fluid from the victim."
The GNAA reaction was astonishing. "We have stuck alot of things up Rob Levin's ass in our time, but we maintain innocence," stated GNAA president timecop, fingers crossed."Even when driving a bus up some nigger's ass was fashionable, the GNAA never took part in it."
Later on at the Rob Levin's Death after-party, GNAA member madvirii exclaimed "OH LAWD IZ DAT SUM DEAD FREENODE ADMIN?" and there was liberal lolling.
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About GNAA:
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Are you GAY ?
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Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
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Don't worry!
Humanity has many more chances (infinite really) to destroy your faith in it!
I know the future seems glum now, but just wait a few more days and I promise it will be even worse.
Anyone who brings up that tired old argument that humanity has an equal number of chances to prove itself is just a silly troll and I won't hear it!
I know, I know, you are thinking, "But if humanity has a choice to prove itself wrong... there must be a postive choice!" To that I must offer a scenario. There is an extremely hot chick who you want to ask out for coffee or some other meaningless opportunity to delve into your senseless lives. You could say there are a number of ways to go about such an approach. However, no matter what method you choose, you will ultimately fail miserably. (Notice the parallel with humanity). There is a bit of light at the end of this dismal tunnel. If you would perhaps borrow a gun from a friend or store ( I mean... steal it) then you would have an excellent shot of achieving your goals. I should note, she probably won't be much of a conversationalist at gun point, but she probably didn't have much interesting to say anyway.
Ah... the futility of life...
Now, I must go "ask out" this terribly hot chick.
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra