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A Triple-Standard Disk
On the heels of the news of Toshiba's proposed double-standard disk comes word that Warner Brothers engineers have applied for a patent on a triple-standard disk. The new disk would offer HD-DVD and Blu-Ray on one side and standard DVD on the other. From the article: "Warner's plan is to create a disk with a Blu-ray top layer that works like a two-way mirror. This should reflect just enough blue light for a Blu-ray player to read it okay. But it should also let enough light through for HD-DVD players to ignore the Blu-ray recording and find a second HD-DVD layer beneath." See the patent application, filed last month.
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You know the scene, we been dancing all nite
Your dick's gettin' hard and my pussy's tight
Pulled me to the bathroom and yr teasin' me
But I wanna go home so you can be pleasin' me
It's gettin' hot, yr ready to go
Say goodbye, head out the door
DJ says, Stay one more song,
Gives you more fuckin' tickets to get your drink on
You go back to the bar, start pounding Old E
Should be home by now, should be poundin' me
Don't get 2 drunk 2 fuck (You got to get it up)
Don't get 2 drunk 2 fuck (If you want to get it in)
Don't get 2 drunk 2 fuck 2 nite
We get home
I get hot
You pass out
Sux a lot!
Way to go, shithead, you did it again
Now I'm stuck with my fingers and a ballpoint pen
Talked a lot of shit, acted like a pimp,
But I come home with you, and what, it's limp?
Drinkin' Mickey's, St. Ides, High Life, Corona
What good is it if you can't pop a boner?
I don't care if you can't come
But it better be hard until I'm done
I wanted hot beef (I got a cold noodle)
I wanted slap 'n tickle (But I got flapdoodle!)
Don't get 2 drunk 2 fuck (You got to get it up)
Don't get 2 drunk 2 fuck (If you want to get it in)
Don't get 2 drunk 2 fuck 2 nite
We get home
I get hot
You pass out
Sux a lot!
I like to party, like to get fucked up
But I'd rather spend the night face down, ass up
Let's leave while yr weenie's still working
'Cause I don't wanna spend the whole night jerkin'
Spill yr drink on me and yr covered in sweat,
Boy that ain't the way to get me wet
Don't come to my house to puke in my toilet
Don't sleep in my bed just to soil it
Don't pass out going down on me
Or I'll wake you up with a mouthful of pee
Don't get 2 drunk 2 fuck (You got to get it up)
Don't get 2 drunk 2 fuck (If you want to get it in)
Don't get 2 drunk 2 fuck 2 nite
We get home
I get hot
You pass out
Sux a lot!
Wake up!