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Free PC With French Broadband Connection
robson writes "Neuf Cegetel announced the purchase of AOL France, an ISP that counts 500,000 broadband subscribers and the arrival of 'the box,' an Internet access terminal. Code-name: Easy Gate.
It's a computer, working under the Linux OS. It's a router. It's a DSL modem. It's also a telephone. All in one.
Easy Gate will be available from November, the actual 'box' consists of: an Intel 852 GM, 6 ports USB 2.0, 512 Mb of RAM and 512 Mb of Flash memory."
> If I had known for sure I was going to be first post, I would have put in "frist psot woot."
You're obviously accustomed to failure with made you cautious which made you FAIL. Better luck with your next failure because you're destined to fail like the miserable failure you are.
And when AOL release their search data, i'm sure you'll get:
User 90332456: How to surrender
User 90332456: How do I surrender to another nation?
User 90332456: Where to by white flags
User 90332456: Bed sheets
User 90332456: Bed sheet flag How-to
User 90332456: Bed sheet flag how-to wiki
User 90332456: Are the Germans Invading again
User 90332456: Are the Americans invading?
User 90332456: How to get wife to pee on my chest
User 90332456: Surrendering while holding a flag
User 90332456: Arms in the air while holding a flag
User 90332456: White flags
User 90332456: Where to buy Broom handles
User 90332456: How to be comfortable in a prison camp
User 90332456: Eating snails
Belgium is actually the dirtiest word in the universe, and you should probably stop using it so much.
It's poetry with a beat behind it! And guns! They're like beatniks with automatic weapons.
Me: Hello Fordiman aka Kokgobbler! I don't want to take time away from you fellating the /. crowd but,
/.er* *gobble!* *gobble!* *gobble!*
Fordiman: *gobble!* *gobble!* *gobble!*
Me: Uh, okay, I just wanted to say hi.... hey, why are you unzipping my pants, WTF!
Me:*Runs away*
Fordiman: *shrugs and moves on to next
Do you know how many French soldiers died fighting the Nazi invasion? Do you know anything about the Free French Forces or the French Resistance? It is amazing how many Americans have this unhistorical belief that the French just gave up and accepted the Nazis - they fought just as hard as every other nation and lost hundreds of thousands of people in combat. More French soldiers died battling the Nazis than US soldiers.
(Disclaimer : I'm french and this is a sarcasm) No! The french just gave up in June 1940 because Pétain said so and that proves how cowardly they are. A chance that we the american were there to save them and win the war for them, and please don't tell me about how Great Britain and Russia helped with it because everybody knows that the american troops are the sole responsible for the victory over the forces of evil.
And anyways you just have to look at the military history of France to see how cowardly they are by nature, their country was founded by cowardly barbarians and has always been lead by the worst cowards ever, such as Napoleon, no, really, these smelly frog eaters should be grateful that we stopped selling weapons to the germans and entered the war to save their sissy asses.
You just got troll'd!