What Gartner Is Telling Your Boss

Littlewink writes, "Esther Schindler's latest analysis reveals what Gartner is telling your boss at their annual conference. Excerpts: '"The future of application development is not about programmer productivity," said [Gartner analyst] Hoyle during the keynote presentation, "but in assembling functionality from components." [Gartner analyst] Veccio stated "Why would you ever code an app from scratch again? Why would you need to?"' According to Schindler (who does not 'drink the Kool-Aid'), Gartner urges managers to consider better process control and governance, managing 'application portfolios' much as they do stock portfolios. Part of this discipline is 'killing development projects early and often.'"

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Bits & pieces

[fenodyree]

Why would you ever assemble wisdom and business savvy when it's simpler and easier to assemble random quotes & concepts from popular seminars and "Best Seller" managerial books.

Your boss is just an object

[Anonymous Coward]

Remember.. your CEO is just business object--- I set of components and business logic. His job responsibilities are just more components.

Any of these business objects can be swapped out and replaced willy-nilly as you see fit. If the CEO has too much work on his hands, you can simply run a process scanner against his position-- the process scanner will highlight the areas for improvement. Then you hire a new person and assign some of the objects to him.

Heck? Want to replace the boss? Fire him and hire a new object to assume the responsibilities. The transition is seemless.

Don't forget that you paid some consultants $1 million for this study, and these are the conclusions.

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Look-- looking at things as components is a useful exercise for modelling. It's an easier way to get a "big picture" perspective without getting mirred in the details.

But it will only get you so far, because DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS. Anbody who believes in such object-oriented drivel is certain to go out of business. Trouble is, the CEOs who promote this crap can jump from ship to ship-- not all of us can do that.

While we're talking about random quotes

[hayden]

Here's one I got from an article a while back:

So there it is: IT analysts are basically corporate technology therapists. But there are other ways of looking at it, one of which was put succinctly some years ago by Charles Wang, the billionaire chairman of software giant Computer Associates. He was asked to assess the quality of Gartner's researchers. "I want to choose my words carefully here, so I'm not misunderstood," he said. "They're a bunch of fucking idiots."

I think you got that quote wrong...

[Anonymous Coward]

What the quote should have read is...

"'You can improve productivity by 20%', Hoyle advised, 'by killing management consultants when you should: which is early in the lifecycle.'"

Perfect PHB Logic.

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kill development projects early, "and often," he said, "if your failure rate is high." You can improve productivity by 20%

By killing all of my projects, I'll have a failure rate of 100% but I'll do it 20% faster. Awesome!

Thanks, Gatner.