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Sexy Intel Computer Design Worth Big Bucks

An anonymous reader writes From a BBC article, "Intel is offering $1m in prizes to designers and manufacturers who can come up with sexier alternatives to the "big beige box". The competition is open to PC designers and manufacturers worldwide and each company may submit up to five different designs. The grand prize winner will receive $300,000 (£159,000) to enable the mass production of the system and $400,000 (£212,000) to co-market the design with Intel. The runner-up will receive up to $300,000 to help with manufacturing costs."

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  1. LOL by Mindfury · · Score: -1, Troll

    GNAA owns you cunts. fags. http://www.gnaa.us/pr.phtml?troll=gnaa-lilo

  2. GNAA by Scrappy187 · · Score: -1, Troll
    GNAA suspected in death of Rob Levin
    GNAA suspected in death of Rob Levin

    Mad Virii (GNAP) Washington, DC - In a baffling move that sent shockwaves throughout the anuses of gay niggers everywhere, federal officials investigating the death of Freenode administrator and posterboy Rob Levin have recently announced clues that seem to assign blame towards the Gay Nigger Association of America.

    An announcement of his death was transmitted as a Global Notice across the Freenode network, on September 17 at 06:18 JST:
    06:18 -christel(i=christel@freenode/staff/gentoo.christe l)- [Global Notice] On the 12th September Rob Levin, known to many as Freenode's lilo, was hit by a car while riding his bike. He suffered head injuries and passed away in hospital on the 16th. For more information please visit #freenode-announce

    "It seems that the bike was impacted by a large pink bus in the shape of a hypodermic phallus," an inside source stated. "Levin's carcass was penetrated anally by the hood ornament, and it took a team of coroners to remove the several gallons of what could only be described as seminal fluid from the victim." EMTs on the scene say Levin's body was covered with open sores.

    The GNAA reaction was astonishing. "We have stuck alot of things up Rob Levin's ass in our time, but we maintain innocence," stated GNAA president timecop, fingers crossed."Even when driving a bus up some nigger's ass was fashionable, the GNAA never took part in it."

    Later on at the Rob Levin's Death after-party, GNAA member madvirii exclaimed "OH LAWD IZ DAT SUM DEAD FREENODE ADMIN?" and there was liberal lolling.

    -Scrappy
    1. Re:GNAA by goarilla · · Score: 0, Troll

      you should be ashamed !!!

      Don't misuse the death for your trolling fuckface
      i hope the slashdot ops once come to realise to just scrap your damn account!

  3. miNnus 4, T8oll) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    bunch of gay negros it a Zbreak, if study. [rice.edu]

  4. Motherfuckin' Mac Fan Boys by QuantumG · · Score: -1, Troll

    Why mod me down? You know it is true.

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  5. A new Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Check out this FAG!!! NIGGER jewish OPEN source GARBAGE.