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Ten Geek Business Myths

hpcanswers writes "Venture capitalist Ron Garret has posted a list of eleven (despite the title) common mistakes entrepreneurs with a technology background make. A common theme is that good ideas sell; in reality, what a customer wants sells. By extension, having a Ph.D. and holding a patent are not particularly helpful if the intended end-user does not have the same level of understanding of the widget as the creator does."

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  1. One obvious omission... by terrahertz · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...use soap, water, and deodorant liberally.

    You can let yourself slide back in to the "code daily, shower monthly" schedule after that seven-figure VC check is in the bank, k?

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  2. Myth #11 by Siener · · Score: 4, Funny

    Blogs are a good source of business advice

    1. Re:Myth #11 by RealGrouchy · · Score: 5, Funny
      [Myth #11:] Blogs are a good source of business advice

      Why should I believe you? Do you have a Ph.D?

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  3. 11! by outriding9800 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and... Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten? Nigel Tufnel: Exactly. Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder? Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where? Marty DiBergi: I don't know. Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven. Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder. Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder? Nigel Tufnel: [pause, blank look and snapping chewing gum] These go to eleven.

  4. Re:Quick list of the Myths by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

    And one of those #7's is a "A PhD means something". Apparently, even an elementary education doesn't mean anything, if you don't need to be able to count to ten properly to be successful!

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  5. Re:#12 by haystor · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, they will own everything your butt produces.

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