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Top Ten Geek Wallets

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the in-your-pocket dept.

twentyxtysix writes, "Productdose.com has a rundown of the the top ten wallets for geeks, including an RFID blocking wallet and a wallet made out of Tyvek designed to look like dot-matrix paper. Its an entertaining read that even includes a DIY illuminating wallet."

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  1. I prefer... by NecroPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    My black leather wallet. It pisses off all my vegan friends.

    A nice sort of vengence for them always serving me rabbit food.

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    1. Re:I prefer... by Kesch · · Score: 4, Funny

      What if we were to create an animal that wants to be eaten? I think Douglas Adams had it right.

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  2. Bad Mother by kermit1221 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm of the opinion that thinkgeek should carry a wallet that says "Bad Mother Fscker"

  3. Re:Why do you open your wallet in the dark? by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 4, Funny

    condoms

    But hardly a feature one would expect in a geek wallet

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  4. Lame by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dude this is not for a real geeks! Real geeks don't drool at matrix paper-like materials.

    I'm a geek.

    I want a wallet with built in clock, mp3 player, camera, radio and cellphone abilities. (screw iPod! I'm a friggin geek, I have neither OSX nor Windows, I use IRC on a command line and browse in a text browser!)

    I want it to store securely my passwords and info if I identify properly.

    Identification should be done on several levels:

    - iris detectiom fingerprint detection and dna-o-matic instant DNA analyzer.
    - voice detection, and voice recognition so it can understand my password

    If I don't identify properly, it should communicate my location to a sattelite in orbit and it should beam a deadly laser beam right at me.