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Making Computer Memory From a Virus

An Ac writes, "By coating 30-nanometre-long chunks of tobacco mosaic virus with platinum nanoparticles, researchers at the University of California, Los Angeles, have created a transistor with very fast switching speed. They say it could eventually be used to make memory chips for MP3 players and digital cameras. A device fitted with such a virus-chip would access data much more quickly than one using flash memory."

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  1. until you catch the virus by Loconut1389 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if I drop the thing and cut myself on the memory? Will I get songs stuck in my head forever?

    1. Re:until you catch the virus by idkk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes - and they will be faster than normal!

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    2. Re:until you catch the virus by Nocturnal+Deviant · · Score: 5, Funny

      so you mean Metallica will sound like the chipmunks in your head for eternity....oh great "SANATARIUM" screamed by Alvin, Simon, and Theodore......

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  2. Last time by jlebrech · · Score: 3, Funny

    The last time I had a virus, I ended up with less memory.

  3. Great by arun_s · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you've got any illegal MP3's, your player kills you.
    Judge, jury and executioner all in one!

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  4. Yeah, I think that everyday... by hummassa · · Score: 5, Funny

    as I lunch some tenderloin with bacon and after, when I watch TV on my leather couch while drinking some beer. And cheese. :-)

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  5. Re:Ethical concerns by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think we should be asking ourselves "Is it really ok to subvert lifeforms like this for our own use?"

    I'd answer, but my mouth is full of animal and vegetable lifeform. It's delicious.

  6. Re:Ethical concerns by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Is it really okay to subvert ' lifeforms ' like this?"

    After all, they are trumpeting speed, but won't the legendary instability of the biological world come into view?

    "Ooh, look. My memory mutated. It wasn't intelligently designed."

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  7. who's on first? by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    "you have a virus in memory"

    "i know, my memory is made of viruses"

    "no, i mean, there is a memory resident virus on your computer"

    "no, the memory resides on the viruses"

    "let me rephrase: your memory, made of viruses, has a virus"

    "so you're telling me i have more viruses... so i have more memory? yeah!"

    "no, this is a bad thing, you don't want viruses on your computer"

    "you told me last week i want the most memory i can on my computer, and that's made of viruses"

    "yes... i mean no, i mean..." (smacks forehead)

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    1. Re:who's on first? by indifferent+children · · Score: 3, Funny

      Running Microsoft Anti-Virus: working...working...working...out of memory.

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  8. Future trends... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you've got any illegal MP3's, your player kills you.
    Judge, jury and executioner all in one!


    So what you are hypothesizing is that in a few years we will see a Microsoft Zune or iPods with Sony EbolaFlash® memory chip technology.

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  9. Re:Ethical concerns by famebait · · Score: 4, Funny

    This raises an ethical concern for me. I think we should be asking ourselves "Is it really ok to subvert lifeforms like this for our own use?"

    Yes, it's a slippery slope. If we allow this, before you know it they will be using higher life forms like plants or even animals to serve human needs.

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  10. The first? by gmby · · Score: 3, Funny

    So is this the first analog computer virus?

    Your search - "analog computer virus" - did not match any documents.

    Looks like google agrees.

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  11. Re:Very fast switching speed???? by noigmn · · Score: 3, Funny

    But think about how good it will be when they can do these things with higher level lifeforms. For instance if we could use people to switch things and their brains to do complex calculations and somehow network them together using some form of complex communication made up of various sequences of sound...

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  12. Pimp that Virus by giafly · · Score: 3, Funny

    What will those crazy scientists bling next?

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