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Why Sony Needs a 'Major Nelson'

Microsoft's 'Major Nelson' and executive Peter Moore have been visible representatives of the 360 console for well over a year now. 'Grandfather of Gaming' Shigeru Miyamoto and asskicking Reggie Fils-Aime have have preached the Wii concept through good writeups and bad name jokes. Sony ... well, Sony has Ken Kutaragi, Phil Harrison, and Kaz Hirai. They say helpful things like 'we don't care', and 'disks won't matter', and (my personal favorite) 'the PS3 is a computer'. RPG Site has a compelling argument stating that Sony needs a Major Nelson to cut through this crazy executive talk, and reconnect the company with real gamers. From the article: "While it's not something that appeals to every group of people that play games - the casual market and kids, for example, the existence of these people allows the part of the market that is most opinionated - the core gamers, those who have a very clear opinion on what they want and what is good and bad - to interact with somebody who can actually bring about change. Hell, on a lesser note, it even gives the fanboys someone to worship."

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  1. I Agree by lupine_stalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sony does need a human face. Recent Sony press conferences and interviewed have showed so much spin I have felt dizzy after reading them. Although my post may reflect some anti-Sony bias, I sincerely hope the PS3 doesn't flop. The console market could use three players.

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    1. Re:I Agree by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sony does need a human face.

      I have to ask this... Why?

      If they games are fun and the PS3 doesn't break easy and doesn't have bugs that causes freezes and lockups or have massive DRM lockouts on things you've purchases legit, then why do we need a public spokes person?

      The casual gamer doesn't care and it is only a few hardcore gamers that watch the press conferences.

      I've said this before and I'll say it a again... No matter how well you do at E3 nor how many millions you dump into marketing campaigns... If your games are boring and the system has to be sent to repair shop every 6 months, it won't change this fact.

      Even then, what Sony needs isn't a real person. They need an icon like Mario, Master Chief, or Sonic.

      No is going to buy a PS3 because some friendly happy human face danced around on stage screaming "MASSIVE DAMAGE! RIIIIDDGEEE RAAAACEEER!"

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  2. In response... by aftk2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The PS3 has been quoted as saying, "I'm a computer! Stop all the downloadin'!"

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  3. Major Nelson? by camperdave · · Score: 2, Funny

    Major Nelson? Wasn't he the astronaut that uncorked the bottle in I Dream of Jeannie?

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    1. Re:Major Nelson? by twistedsymphony · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Major Nelson" is moniker of Larry Hryb, he's the Xbox Live Director of Programming for MS.

      What makes him so special is that whenever there is any confusion over some kind executive double-speak "The Major" is quick to ask the right people within MS and blog about what's really going on in plain English without any of the BS. Basically he puts all the hype and confusion into laymen terms. His blog is probably one of the best and most straight-forward sources of info for what's REALLY going on with Xbox stuff. The thing that makes it so special is that it's his PERSONAL blog, not part of his job description. The guy just loves working for the Xbox division and puts in the extra effort to make sure people get things straight. Of course he also announces up-coming Xbox Live stuff too but my guess is that's not what the article is talking about.

      And since "Major Nelson" isn't his real name I wouldn't be terribly surprised if it really is referencing I Dream of Jeanie

  4. Re:Reality by ZakuSage · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now all you're really making PS3 sound like a bargain: I'd pay $500 just for Alba to give me a blowjob.

  5. That...that doesn't make any sense. by justchris · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Peter Moore and Reggie Fils-Aime serve in much the same capacity as Kutaragi and Hirai. They have just as much ability to change the future of the console as anyone who speaks for either of the other companies. Having a game designer as a spokesman wouldn't necessarily help the PS3 image. It more depends on who the person is rather than what they do.

    Peter Moore is good because he's enthusiastic about what he does and he's a great speaker. That enthusiasm carries to his audience. Major Nelson is great because, whatever else he may be, he feels like a real gamer, and is osmeone we can all relate to, because he's just as fanboyish as we are. Miyamoto is great because, aside from his proven history, he is really dedicated to games beyond all else. He'll comment on other things, but whenever you approach him, it's all games, all the time. Reggie is great because he's an excellent marketer. He knows how to sell things, he knows his target market, and he knows how to talk to them. Nothing else.

    Sony fails not because of the position of the people who speak for it, but because of their lack of skill in speaking for their company. They just need a spokesman who A) can relate to the customer and B) can keep their foot out of their mouth, even as the ship is sinking. Nintendo had the same problem with Yamauchi, but even then Miyamoto was still a figurehead that anyone could rally around. Ever notice that a bit into the GC lifespan Yamauchi stopped speaking for the company, even before Iwata was promoted to president? There's a reason for that.

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  6. A Major Nelson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm familiar with purple nurples, indian burns, nipple twisters, swirleys, etc., but just what is a Major Nelson, anyhow?

    Uhh, not that I have anything against giving one to Sony. Feel free to give them a few swirleys or whatever until they learn their lesson.

  7. Let's not forget the other Sony greats, Like... by Quarters · · Score: 3, Funny

    * Applications for the cell have to be written to a high level language or else a world wide system crash could occur. * The PS3 will take your current movies, work with other PS3s and digitally enhance them. It's not upscaling, it's digital aging, like a fine wine. * Real time weapon switching * Genji 2 is based on actual historical Japanese facts. Hit the giant enemy crab's weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!" * Ridge Racer. RIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEER!! Ridge RACER!!

  8. Re:I'll Take 100+ Million Consoles Over FUD by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A) Astroturfing shouldn't be done as an AC. I know - I employ astroturfers as a job function.

    B) Read my previous post on why Sony should worry about its fanbase. While completely anecdotal - it is nonetheless the truth about a growing contingent of Sony gamers.

    C)Sony does need a human voice. The targeted demographic for game machines is now the 25-30 year old grouping. We have enough disposable income to make these purchases and also have the biggest interest in them. We use blogs and 3rd party information sources to evaluate our purchases. The days of big media dictating consumption are coming to an end. Second wave gamers(read:people who had PS1's during their early teens)look up to their older siblings and hip media (read:non large corporation) sources for information.

    While I can understand your references to previous attempts at FUD and misinformation, this is not the case on this turn. The field is wide open. Nintendo is betting on evolving gaming with a novel, and unfulfilled, interface with a lower price. Microsoft is offering a unified online experience with next gen resources. What does Sony have to offer to differentiate itself? Final Fantasy XIII?

    Let's be real here. While Sony and Nintendo haven't released product yet, making all of these discussions academic at best, there is a real reason for concern. Microsoft has a head start. Nintendo has a better price and unique functionality to overcome it technical (in the relative) shortcomings.

    First party development is not significant. Almost all games are cross platform. It would be a bad business decision to do otherwise. Final Fantasy games are exclusive, but they are changing their formula with their last (next) PS2 outing- FF XII, what are the reprocussions of that move? We don't know.

    There are too many variables up in the air to call out the naysayers as fools, they have legitimate arguments this time. This is an admitted Sony fanboi saying this.

    From the press that I have read, and the information I have been able to gather through my own research, Sony's saving grace may be that a significant chunk of Japanese 3rd party developers don't want to give Microsoft an advantage in their national video game market.

    Let's let it play out before we begin the vitriol.

  9. Best Sony PS3 Quote Ever: by Stonesand · · Score: 2, Informative

    "The PS3 isn't designed to lean towards games." A million Sony fanboys cried out in terror and then were silenced. Right here: http://games.slashdot.org/games/05/05/25/1758219.s html?tid=233&tid=212

    1. Re:Best Sony PS3 Quote Ever: by DrXym · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Good. If I spend $500 on something (or $400), I want something that can do more than play games. As the PS3 looks from all impressions to be able to play music, pictures, and video clips, and to stream them throughout the house if you wish and have a web browser, and play HD content, and support bluetooth & USB devices, and still be a kick ass console, I'd say the thing is going to do very well. I expect that Sony intends to gain revenues not just from games but from bluray disks, and music & video downloads, so it's not a dumb idea either assuming they don't screw it up.

      Note that the XBox 360 can do some of these things too, but its been crippled to make Windows Media Center look better. At one point it was being touted as a digital media hub but it's really a slave to Windows Media Center for a lot of its functionality such as video content. Perhaps Sony really are trying to make the PS3 the hub, and they don't have an albatross like WMC to think about when they do it.

      Nintendo fan(boys) claim Wii is strictly a games console but even it has some aspirations to do other things, for example it has a browser and a photo / video clip viewer. It doesn't mean that doing one thing it is somehow better than either the 360 or PS3. Even Nintendo people think of it as an enhanced Gamecube.

  10. Major Nelson? by Megane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hell, I doubt if even Jeannie can help Sony out of the mess they're in now.

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  11. It's Already Happening by LKM · · Score: 2, Interesting
    how long before these phrases start having cameo appearances in XB360/Wii/PC games?

    Check out "Contact" on the Nintendo DS (or click here).

  12. lol by hb253 · · Score: 2, Funny



    Jeannie!!!!!

    <Larry Hagman voice OFF/>

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  13. Sony Needs an American Spokesperson by tbannist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suspect that Sony doesn't specifically need a "Major Nelson" but rather that they need an "American Major Nelson". I think much of what Sony's talking heads say makes sense from a Japanese point of view while they just appear dumb from an American point of view. Sony says "It's not a game machine, it's an entertainment machine" and the American audience only hears "It's not a game machine".

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  14. Wrong Title by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sony doesn't need a 'Major Nelson'. What they need is a 'Full Nelson'.

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