Lego Mindstorms + Lasers
hamsan writes "My brother just hacked a laser pointer into an NXT light sensor and fully documented the process. From the page — 'Total Project Cost — $16.99 plus shipping. Time Required — Approximately 2 hours of tinkering. Having an Alpha Rex with a Laser — Priceless!' Of course, the usual warnings about voiding warranties and avoiding lasers apply."
Aparently you're an idiot and you do not have testicles.
Apparently, you're the result of a series of consanguineous sexual unions, likely culminating one between your mother and her father. Further, you're also a coprophile, and specifically, what's commonly called a "scat mucher;" that is, you consume feces - usually human - for pleasure - typically of a sexual nature.
Of course, on Slashdot, you shit eating retards seem to appeal to the folks with mod points.