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Changes in Earth's Orbit Linked to Extinctions
Josh Fink writes "A group of Dutch Scientists have recently released a study stating that they have found that changes in Earth's orbit around the sun are linked to mammal extinctions. From the article: '"Extinctions in rodent species occur in pulses which are spaced by intervals controlled by astronomical variations and their effects on climate change..." The cycles are associated with lower temperatures, changes in precipitation, habitats, vegetation and food availability which are the main factors influencing the extinction peaks, the study published in the journal Nature said.' So on top of worrying about global warming, it seems we should also worry about the physics that govern the orbit of Earth around the sun. Too bad we don't have a way of keeping the Earth in the same orbit/on the same axis of rotation."
We did until George Bush ordered it to be defunded.
Do you have ESP?
The dinosaurs died because you touch yourself at night. Family Guy told me so.
Is causing a wobble in the earth's orbit and causing global warming. Now where is my Nobel prize?
This is clearly due to world jump day... http://www.worldjumpday.org/
I left my wallet in El Sigundo!
Too bad we don't have a way of keeping the Earth in the same orbit/on the same axis of rotation.
You sir are shortsighted. Find someone to blame, add it to the party platform (either one, it doesn't matter) and then fund raise on it. Global Wobbling must be stopped!! We can stop it!!! It won't be stopped if party X get's/keeps control of Congress!!! The time to act is now!!
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That's not the Earth's orbit causing rodent extinction.
That was the mice rebooting the Earth while debugging it.
Since the users of our iPlanet are bailing out now without the system shutting down, I expect we're obsolete. Get ready to do your part for the firewall they turn us into.
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make install -not war
Blame it on microsoft, it makes everyone so much more happier.
Damn the Republicans! They are responsible for this.
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The world's worst extinction event is the Permian-Triassic extinction event (251 million years ago).
That temperature spike is the Paleocene-Eocene thermal maximum (55 million years ago).
Wikipedia has a chart of extinction events over time. Note the lack of a spike near 55 million years ago.
Here's a crowbar. You might need it to extract your foot from your mouth. ;)
Extinctions Linked to Changes in Earth's Orbit.
Or was I the only one who read it as a paucity of mammoths might cause a tilt...?
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OK; Listen everybody , those north of the equator, at the count of 10 move to your right 1 meter.
600 million people were supposed to simultaneously jump on July 20th to alter the earths orbit to prevent global warming. Only after the fact did anybody bother to tell us this could lead to our extinction. Oh no!
Stupid people are funny.