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Microsoft or Google?

Undecided asks: "I will be graduating next April, and I have been fortunate enough to receive job offers from both Microsoft and Google. This has left me with a bit of a conundrum, however — I'm having real difficulty deciding which offer to accept. Putting aside compensation and other personal circumstances that will factor into my decision, what is the Slashdot community's take on this? Am I crazy not to go with Google? I am especially interested in the insight of others working in the computer science industry, in particular those who may have experienced what it's like to work at both companies."

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  1. sony? by zebs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guess Cliff thinks Sony is the answer?

  2. Alternatives by digitalhermit · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's a small company called SCO that you may be interested in. They used to make a Linux workalike called SCO OpenServer. It's almost the same as working at Microsoft, except without the gyms and free coffee.

  3. You're kidding by illuminatedwax · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've already made up your mind by asking Slashdot in the first place. Obviously, you have some kind of wish to work with Google and not Microsoft. Similar questions include "should I get a job lobbying for the EFF or the RIAA?" and "should I invest in SCO or Red Hat?"

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  4. Re:Come on.... by Daniel+Boisvert · · Score: 5, Funny

    The scary part is how he figures out your real name...
     
    Any more info on that? I've always wondered how people on slashdot figured out my real name.

  5. What is your job? by russ1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You didnt say what your work area will be:

    If you are a janitor, then pick the one with the least floor area.
    If you are a security guard, Google is probably safer from disgruntled customers or workers going postal.
    If you are a window cleaner, go with Google. I hear the chicks are hotter.
    If you are a chef, go with Google, cos their food sounds pretty good.
    If you are a maintenance tech, go with MSFT - rigid corporates are less likley to ride their scooters into the wall.
    If you are a russian spy, work for MSFT. They are evil.
    If you are an X-ray technician, WTF are you doing in IT....


  6. Re:Location, Location, Location by vasqzr · · Score: 5, Funny

    As Marilyn Monroe once said, "A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night."

    You've obviously never slept on the floor in a server room.

  7. Re:Seattle Rain by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Idoit! Don't tell them that! What are you going for, the first slashdotted city?

    Everything he said is a lie. It's a miserable place with lots of rain and overcast days. Seasonal depression sets in hard and fast. It takes all my willpower not to spend my time painting my nails black while listening to The Cure.

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  8. Re:False by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Umm.. I like where I work but I do NOT put in anymore work than what I am paid for. Putting in 4,5+ extra hours a week because it is "fun" does not put any more food on the table and keeps you away from family longer.

    Manager: You really like working here?
    Peon: Yep, this is a fun job!
    Manager: Great to hear! By the way.. there would even be more fun if you stayed 2-3 hours more each day.
    Peon: Great! Do I get paid for that?
    Manager: Err.. no. But it will be fun though, I promise!
    Peon: Ok!

  9. Re:Seattle Rain by LibertineR · · Score: 3, Funny
    Damn.

    I want to read the rest of the thread, but now I am transfixed on the idea of floating on a cloud of soft, soft boobies.

    There went my productivity for the day......